Still think I need to give my inmate an outlet and make him respect women?

I have an idea. It's weird, but it might work without letting him get violent. If you help me out, and it doesn't work? I'll let you fight him with my full support.

Hey guys, I have a favor to ask. Do any of you have a can of mace you wouldn't mind parting with?

[Bigger looks as casual as ever, despite the big bruise on one cheek. She holds up her arm, and points to the bruise there, which is bigger and darker.]

My inmate, Vegas, went upside my head yesterday when I tried to take him to the infirmary. Scared the ( Read more... )

[Bigger is wearing a swimsuit and a light beach cover-up. She looks very amused by something or other, and she's filing her nails.]

So, I've noticed this place has its own spa in addition to the swimming pool. Is this the cushiest prison ever or what? It's like we're treating a bunch of convicts to a pleasure cruise. Talk about surreal.

Anyway, there ( Read more... )

Y'know, I've been involved in my share of crazy stuff. In my life so far, "crazy" is pretty much par for the course. It's been that way since I got married, anyway, and the divorce didn't fix it. Never a dull moment, and I don't really mind all that much. It keeps things interesting, and I've always thought life needed a little excitement to be ( Read more... )

User Name/Nick: Amanda
User LJ: on file
AIM/IM: on file
E-mail: on file
Other Characters: Amanda Young, Laura Palmer

Character Name: Bigger
Series: The Almost Guys
Age: 34
From When?: A few weeks after the events of the film.

Inmate/Warden: Warden. Although morally gray in terms of method, she's a good person who cares about the well-being of others. She's ( Read more... )