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HMD
This is my HMD for Biff from Christopher Moore's Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff.
If you have any comments, complaints, or constructive criticism, please feel free!
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[Biff is sitting in the greenhouse. He's a bit red about the eyes, like he may have been crying a little. But that's just silly. It's Biff, after all.
In any case, he's smiling right now.]I've spent a lot of time here trying to explain to others why I love like I do. Not sex. I don't mean sex, though I enjoy that, too. Sex is wonderful. And pizza ( Read more... ) -
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[Biff isn't cheerful today; he's wearing his most serious expression, though he hasn't been robbed of whatever genuine kindness he usually has when talking at length to the Barge.]I want to talk about death. Or maybe compassion. Or both ( Read more... ) -
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I would like to make an announcement ( Read more... ) -
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[Private to Charlie and Armand / Greenhouse Staff]
[OOC note: Much as I would like to let this go, Biff wouldn't. Apologies to Sam.]
I am sorry for how I reacted about the restrictions on the greenhouse. I have never been in the greenhouse, and assumed it was...smallerPlease let me explain my reaction, and perhaps you will understand. My inmate ( Read more... ) -
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[Public]I have questions today. Eddie, maybe we can talk about these at your Question Club ( Read more... ) -
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[The camera turns on to show a pair of legs from the knees down. Biff apparently kicked it in his sleep; he's face-down on the floor. He makes a grunting noise, then a hacking sound, then a groan. He mutters something in Aramaic which would equate to "I feel like something died while breaking wind in my mouth ( Read more... ) -
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[Biff switches on the camera and moves to sit in front of it. He looks somewhat bemused.]
For two days, I have been in my room, praying. In early modern English. When the flood ended, I took a nap. Maybe it is because I'm not as young as I used to be, but two days of praying can take a toll on the body. Especially when you don't eat.
[He pulls a ( Read more... ) -
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I do not understand this flood at all.
So instead of voicing my opinion about why everyone should remain calm, I'll talk about something much more important: Boat comas. The scourge of the Barge ( Read more... )