So instead of voicing my opinion about why everyone should remain calm, I'll talk about something much more important: Boat comas. The scourge of the Barge
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Ulla-whatsit is the game we played with Coyolxauhqui.
Zeppelins are very quiet airplanes made out of balloons. Sometimes they crash. In flames. The humanity.
Laptop computers are like desktop computers, only you hold them on your lap. They make surfing the web for porn easier to accomplish, as they are portable and can be taken into bathrooms.
Aramaic is my native language.
Voodoo is the religion of New Orleans. I think it has something to do with chickens, parade floats, candles, spells that don't work, and many bare breasts.
Potatoes are in the kitchen, but Parker says it is not the potatoes.
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I can not tell you who Batman is. It's a secret. And Armand St. Just works in the gardens with my inmate. It seems logical. Sort of.
And why would I be causing these terrible things? I notice you haven't named anyone else who might be capable of such terrible maladies, such as someone with magic or perhaps a motive.
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And it's not fucking potatoes.
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I think it might be something in the kitchens. Possibly the potatoes.
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I'm not sure what all these things are.
Could you elaborate on:
Ulla-whatsit
Zeppelins
Laptop computers
Aramaic
Voodoo
Also, do you have a potato sample by any chance?
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Why Armand St Just, and who's Batman?
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Zeppelins are very quiet airplanes made out of balloons. Sometimes they crash. In flames. The humanity.
Laptop computers are like desktop computers, only you hold them on your lap. They make surfing the web for porn easier to accomplish, as they are portable and can be taken into bathrooms.
Aramaic is my native language.
Voodoo is the religion of New Orleans. I think it has something to do with chickens, parade floats, candles, spells that don't work, and many bare breasts.
Potatoes are in the kitchen, but Parker says it is not the potatoes.
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I can not tell you who Batman is. It's a secret. And Armand St. Just works in the gardens with my inmate. It seems logical. Sort of.
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I still don't get most of them. Except Ulla-whatsit and Aramaic. In fact, I don't get half of the things you've used in explaining the first things.
Can you be sure it's not the potatoes?
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Do you have reason to suspect it might be caused by a poisonous plant?
And if 'Batman' is responsible, his identity shouldn't be secret. Surely we have to stop him.
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Oh, no. What if it's bacon? Do you think I am being punished for eating unclean food? Or masturbating?
I'm fucked.
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And it is not the fault of heartease.
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No, wait.
133t ski11z.
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I'm speechless.
You do realize that I suffer from them as well?
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Frenchmen cause people to swoon.
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[Low, rasping laughter]
Welcome back, Biff. You were missed.
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Dracula, you sound terrible.
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How are you feeling? You missed our little big-hats and handguns party. I had a drawl.
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