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May 27, 2011 13:19

I do not understand this flood at all.

So instead of voicing my opinion about why everyone should remain calm, I'll talk about something much more important: Boat comas. The scourge of the Barge ( Read more... )

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you_run_i_chase May 27 2011, 11:23:28 UTC
Been holding many purses, have you?

And it's not fucking potatoes.

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blesseddumbfuck May 27 2011, 11:28:32 UTC
No, but it does make you wonder if holding women's purses is bad for your health.

I think it might be something in the kitchens. Possibly the potatoes.

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you_run_i_chase May 27 2011, 11:56:13 UTC
It's nothing in the fucking kitchen, Biff. Otherwise everyone would go into a fucking coma all at once.

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blesseddumbfuck May 27 2011, 12:03:09 UTC
Is it the bacon pizza?

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needshumility May 27 2011, 11:24:21 UTC
Do you mind if I use this list? Also, would you mind filling in a questionnaire?

I'm not sure what all these things are.

Could you elaborate on:

Ulla-whatsit
Zeppelins
Laptop computers
Aramaic
Voodoo

Also, do you have a potato sample by any chance?

[Private]

Why Armand St Just, and who's Batman?

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blesseddumbfuck May 27 2011, 11:32:57 UTC
Ulla-whatsit is the game we played with Coyolxauhqui.

Zeppelins are very quiet airplanes made out of balloons. Sometimes they crash. In flames. The humanity.

Laptop computers are like desktop computers, only you hold them on your lap. They make surfing the web for porn easier to accomplish, as they are portable and can be taken into bathrooms.

Aramaic is my native language.

Voodoo is the religion of New Orleans. I think it has something to do with chickens, parade floats, candles, spells that don't work, and many bare breasts.

Potatoes are in the kitchen, but Parker says it is not the potatoes.

[Private]

I can not tell you who Batman is. It's a secret. And Armand St. Just works in the gardens with my inmate. It seems logical. Sort of.

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needshumility May 27 2011, 11:38:22 UTC
Right. So...

I still don't get most of them. Except Ulla-whatsit and Aramaic. In fact, I don't get half of the things you've used in explaining the first things.

Can you be sure it's not the potatoes?

[Private]

Do you have reason to suspect it might be caused by a poisonous plant?

And if 'Batman' is responsible, his identity shouldn't be secret. Surely we have to stop him.

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blesseddumbfuck May 27 2011, 11:48:13 UTC
I don't think it's potatoes. But it could be something in the food. Salt. Or pork.

Oh, no. What if it's bacon? Do you think I am being punished for eating unclean food? Or masturbating?

I'm fucked.

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persephonepearl May 27 2011, 11:29:29 UTC
You draw badly, Levi-Biff.

And it is not the fault of heartease.

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blesseddumbfuck May 27 2011, 11:34:40 UTC
I draw very well. Did you see the pomeranian?

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persephonepearl May 27 2011, 11:55:07 UTC
This is not a very good drawing.

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blesseddumbfuck May 27 2011, 12:01:46 UTC
You are just jealous you do not have my leet skills.

No, wait.

133t ski11z.

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[audio] young_idealist May 27 2011, 13:11:02 UTC
[Lots of dead air while Armand tries to say something... anything.]

I'm speechless.

You do realize that I suffer from them as well?

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[audio] blesseddumbfuck May 27 2011, 13:13:55 UTC
Yes, but you could be contagious.

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[audio] young_idealist May 27 2011, 13:18:07 UTC
And why would I be causing these terrible things? I notice you haven't named anyone else who might be capable of such terrible maladies, such as someone with magic or perhaps a motive.

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[audio] blesseddumbfuck May 27 2011, 13:20:19 UTC
You are French.

Frenchmen cause people to swoon.

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It only hurts when I-- feels_no_love May 27 2011, 15:08:31 UTC
*cough cough cough*

[Low, rasping laughter]

Welcome back, Biff. You were missed.

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Re: It only hurts when I-- blesseddumbfuck May 27 2011, 17:54:33 UTC
[Concern~!]

Dracula, you sound terrible.

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feels_no_love May 27 2011, 18:04:08 UTC
I will recover. I am very good at healing, and it was not a result of conflict. It is just something I have to deal with.

How are you feeling? You missed our little big-hats and handguns party. I had a drawl.

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blesseddumbfuck May 27 2011, 18:27:19 UTC
I am very disappointed I missed it. Can you pretend to have the drawl now? Let me hear how you sounded.

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