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[Biff switches on the camera and moves to sit in front of it. He looks somewhat bemused.]
For two days, I have been in my room, praying. In early modern English. When the flood ended, I took a nap. Maybe it is because I'm not as young as I used to be, but two days of praying can take a toll on the body. Especially when you don't eat.
[He pulls a face.]
I run out of things to talk about with someone I just met after a few hours. I don't think He wants to hear someone He created jabbering on for two days. Especially when it's just repetitions of the Beatitudes and the Lord's Prayer. Have you ever heard a song played on repeat for two days? The Village People's YMCA or -
[A thoughtful pause.]
Oh! Or Michael Jackson's Thriller. Those are very good songs.
[He hums a few bars of "Thriller", then points emphatically at the camera.]
Not after two days. You would not want to hear Thriller again after two days. You would not want to hear billions of artists cover it over the course of two thousand years.
You would smite someone in the nose.
[He shrugs and sits back in his chair.]
I will give His holy ears a rest for a while.
[He looks mildly perturbed after a moment.]
Also, Bigger is gone. I will miss her. She was feisty and exuberant.
Persephone, you have been quiet. Are you all right?
[OOC: ...Biff's bad canon was the King James Bible. As he refers to it as inaccurate and flowery and bad in his own book. My apologies for any offense.]
For two days, I have been in my room, praying. In early modern English. When the flood ended, I took a nap. Maybe it is because I'm not as young as I used to be, but two days of praying can take a toll on the body. Especially when you don't eat.
[He pulls a face.]
I run out of things to talk about with someone I just met after a few hours. I don't think He wants to hear someone He created jabbering on for two days. Especially when it's just repetitions of the Beatitudes and the Lord's Prayer. Have you ever heard a song played on repeat for two days? The Village People's YMCA or -
[A thoughtful pause.]
Oh! Or Michael Jackson's Thriller. Those are very good songs.
[He hums a few bars of "Thriller", then points emphatically at the camera.]
Not after two days. You would not want to hear Thriller again after two days. You would not want to hear billions of artists cover it over the course of two thousand years.
You would smite someone in the nose.
[He shrugs and sits back in his chair.]
I will give His holy ears a rest for a while.
[He looks mildly perturbed after a moment.]
Also, Bigger is gone. I will miss her. She was feisty and exuberant.
Persephone, you have been quiet. Are you all right?
[OOC: ...Biff's bad canon was the King James Bible. As he refers to it as inaccurate and flowery and bad in his own book. My apologies for any offense.]