I need to get this off my chest.  I have held it in, not said much about it, and have lost "friends" over this, and finally, I just need to get this out.

She posted so much, about how I beat her up, her own words: "...assaulted me in a very non consensual manner..."

Yeah, I did strike her.  I won't deny it, I won't do anything other than to say, ask ( Read more... )

So I have some good news to report.  Finally, after all of the recent crap ( Read more... )

But I just wanted to say that I have the best two girls in the world!!!

Here we go again ( Read more... )

"Every man should have a redhead once in his life.....twice if he survives ( Read more... )

She insists that he has to ask her father for her hand in marriage. So ( Read more... )

When thou dost come unto me and beseech me, saying, "Verily, do I request of you a good paddling," then surely I will grant unto thee a good paddling. During the period of the paddling, thou shalt not say unto me "What was that, a mosquito?", nor compare thy paddling to the flight of any other insect, or any creeping thing upon the earth, be it a ( Read more... )

Twas the night before Christmas, and Geez it was neat, The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat ( Read more... )

I had three girlfriends, but wasn't sure which one to marry. So I ( Read more... )

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the town ( Read more... )