Mar 27, 2009 08:14
Here we go again...:
*Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
*Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
*Good girls wax their floors.
*Redheads wax their bikini lines.
*Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.
*Redheads know they could do it better.
*Good girls wear white cotton panties.
*Redheads don't wear any.
*Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
*Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
*Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
*Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it.
*Good girls pack their toothbrush.
*Redheads pack their diaphragms.
*Good girls wear high heels to work.
*Redheads wear high heels to bed.
*Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex.
*Redheads think no place is the wrong place.
*Good girls prefer the missionary position.
*Redheads do too, but only for starters.
*Good girls say 'no'.
*Redheads say 'when?'
*Good girls say "Thanks for a wonderful dinner."
*Redheads say, "What's for breakfast?"
*Good girls keep a diary.
*Redheads don't have time.
*Good girls love Italian food.
*Redheads love Italian waiters.
*Good girls will apologize, brown nose and kiss YOUR ass
*Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ass.