Post 5 reasons why you are such a dork, then tag 5 of the dorkiest people on your list to explain themselves ( Read more... )

Remember when I told you guys about how my cat would climb in trees to make me get her out of them, purposefully pissing me off in the process?

( Well, the world asked for proof... )

I have an itch. And a cat. The two are in no way related. Vroooooooooommmm!

94.8% ANAL!!!!!

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And now for why I am a dork:

Johnny Mack, He's the G...

Nick, this one's for you buddy

Life goal number 7 is now, as of now, currently, this day completed. Operation "meet and get autograph from god of music Elvis Costello dash 11b698" completed. Captains log, stargate, Costello98 has been filed. I must now go and clean myself of excited juices and man pudding. As someone very wise and very very dear to me once put it, Holy ( Read more... )

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Interesting observation number 147 dash B: When one attempts to star gaze during a rain storm, one will almost certainly get an eyefull of water.

Have you ever had that feeling that someone somewhere is trying to contact you? You know, the one that's kind of like a little voice in the back of your head saying "I just saved alot of money on my car insurance." Then you turn off the TV to try and get a better handle on it, but it just disappears...and you never know if that little voice in ( Read more... )

Ladies and jellyspoons, you are now currently at this exact moment reading the journal of the newest member of Toby Sells Creature Make-Up FX Shop. That's right everybody, I get to design and make scary things and icky blood boo-boos for movies. And I meow meow meow, and I meow meow meow...