Ponies Are Tasty And All Tied Up

[bigpanda]

Interesting observation number 147 dash B: When one attempts to star gaze during a rain storm, one will almost certainly get an eyefull of water.

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[pyro_red]

i need to talk to you about the moving stuff. we need to get boxes to lances house, and you have a car and happen to like us. arleen will give you gas money. please say yes....

[chitin]

Today's sentence to look for an opportunity to use: "I jacked off in your contact solution."

Hey man, I'm real sorry, but uh...

[bigpanda]

Dude, I've got something really important to say. See, last night I got reeeaaaall drunk, and well, long story short, I kind of jacked off in your contact solution. But on the bright side, your eyes look real pretty...