wikipedia has let me down. it neglects the alternate--and more sophisticated--pronunciation of the given name bur-NAHRD. even google cannot soothe my moniker blues.

I'm changing live journals. It's ipout. Ya'll come visit me. (PS...friends only)

My weekend has been pretty dumb. Last night I got stoned really well with two people who both started being assholes so I left them at around 9:00. I've noticed that when I'm using my piece with other people, I a)never get the first hit like I request and b)always end up getting much less than everyone else. Yesterday was a good example. Either way ( Read more... )

A rough draft for you all. It probably moves too fast near the finale, but I was under a time crunch. Any feedback would be wonderful, both good and bad. Don't worry about my feelings. (this time).

( the art critic )

I'm thinking about getting a new live journal name, because "bernardreed" is pretty lame. If you have any suggestions do not hesitate to tell.

I never knew that George Harrison wrote While My Guitar Gently Weeps. I also have discovered that I really like The Apples in Stereo.

I got really, really bored. This is a quiz I made. It's pretty "half baked". Har har.

http://quizilla.com/users/bernardreed/quizzes/Which%20Character%20From%20%22The%20Graduate%22%20Are%20You%3F/

the mac keyboards at school are so much fun to type on. compared to the clanky and awkward dell keyboards anyway. if i ever get a job i am going to get an iBook, or an eMac, or some other apple product ( Read more... )

Yeah...I went to go see The Producers (it was good), but it really thrilled me because there was a reference to A. Bancroft, Mel Brook's late wife, and we all know what place she has in my heart ( Read more... )

ELAINE
Benjamin - are having an
affair with someone?

He freezes with his hand still on the key.

ELAINE
I'm sorry.

He turns off the engine.

ELAINE
I'm sorry.  That is not my
business.

BEN
It just happened.  It was just
this thing that happened along
with everything else.  Can you
understand that?

She nods.

ELAINE
Was she ( Read more... )

Rumor in New Orleans has it that for Jazz Fest this year, BOB DYLAN, SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, ELTON JOHN, and THE ROLLING STONES might be among the performers.

Like, what an orgasm. I will go come hell or high water. And I just made a really bad hurricane joke. Okay, whatever, bye.