♔ ｆｅｍ┊ ❝the country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink at 13).❞

[beermark]

⒈ ( today, like most days, denmark can be found at his job- a grocer at the general store. and the thing is, he actually seems pretty okay with this line of work, which he today is interpreting to mean 'so i hear you like organic food.' if you are in or anywhere near the produce section, you can hear him rambling on: )-at's right! There are all

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[criticizes]

[ It's Nordic bar time or something whatever. Norway comes in and sits near Denmark but not right next him to because he wants to be able to turn away when things get annoying. Yeahhh planning for the future. ]

It won't make the beer taste better, you. [ Because obviously Denmark is upset about how awful the beer is. ]

[beermark]

( too bad, 'cause he immediately stands up, moves two seats over, and sits down against next to norway, beer and onion and all. ) Nothing would! But I was thinking about if I distilled it.

[criticizes]

Wouldn't trust ya to make it stronger. [ But anyway before they get into a who makes better beer fight-- ]

That's what ya were makin' that face over?

[beermark]

Not the beer, the onion. Well, not the onion… ( he pulls a potato out of his pocket, sets it down gently, and glowers at it. ) The only way to get decent alcohol… would be making it!

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[fireandiceland]

[He's just trying to get groceries. He will just walk by and pretend he doesn't know Denmark and hope Denmark doesn't notice him because Iceland is not obvious at all with a puffin on his head and everything.]

[beermark]

HEYYYYYYYYY, IIIIIIIIIICE!

[fireandiceland]

[Winces. Mr. Puffin protests the noise but Iceland ignores him.]

...Hi. You work here?

[Denmark could have just walked in and started lecturing people on organic food, after all.]

[beermark]

Yup! I'm a grocer! That's why I have on this apron thingy.

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[fatedmagica]

E-eh?

[ And here's Madoka, who is shopping for more cupcake making supplies. She's listening very intently, happy to be educated on the subject. Even if this news scares her a bit. ]

Are there organic eggs I can use in my cupcakes..?

[beermark]

Of course there are! Ya gotta check on the label to make sure they're healthy and their moms were also healthy- but it's best to just raise them yerself so that ya know for sure! ( with hand gestures!! )

[fatedmagica]

R-really? Um...

I plan to make a lot of cupcakes... does that mean that I should go buy my own chicken?

[ Stop listening, Meduka! ]

/o\ late sorry

[beermark]

Definitely! And yer own cow for the cream and butter!

[gezellighe]

[He's come for something a bit stronger than beer. He sits next to Denmark, wondering how long it will take for the other to notice him, but after awhile he simply clears his throat.]

Is it speaking to you?

[beermark]

Onions don't speak, Hol. ( patiently, like he thinks holland might actually believe they do. )

[gezellighe]

I know they don't speak, idiot.

[Resisting the urge to whap Denmark upside the head. . .]

[beermark]

So why ask dumb questions?