♔ ｆｅｍ┊ ❝the country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink at 13).❞
⒈ ( today, like most days, denmark can be found at his job- a grocer at the general store. and the thing is, he actually seems pretty okay with this line of work, which he today is interpreting to mean 'so i hear you like organic food.' if you are in or anywhere near the produce section, you can hear him rambling on: )
-at's right! There are all sorts of crazy science crap in food. It does stuff to ya- makes yer kids sick before they even get born, and gets ya sick after yer born, and tastes like crap! Hey, hey, see this potato here? If it was a real potato… it would… ( okay he has no idea if the food here is organic or not, but whatever this is fun. MOVING ALONG. ) Ya know what I think? I'll tell ya! The reason people turn into zombies is a lack of organic produce. I've seen some of those American movies! Zombies are scientific viruses! And why do people get viruses and then turn into zombies…?
( at this point you may or may not be getting a pineapple shoved into your face- ) Food additives.
⒉ ( so after a fun day of educating the masses, denmark can be found in the bar, his coat pockets loaded up with potatoes and broccoli. he's sitting at one of the stools, examining closely an onion while nursing a beer. one thing or the other is making him frown unhappily. )