♔ ｆｉｒｅ┊ ❝verb: to have sex or simply have your way with the opposite sex.❞
( so, denmark has by now found out that not only is he not the only one to be randomly kidnapped and held somewhere against his will… but also that all the other adults were in a hotel, not a bowling alley.
clearly this is incredibly serious! )
I AM AN ADULT AND DON'T BELONG IN A BOWLING ALLEY! Listen up! More importantly than anything else, listen to me! I heard this from Nor mostly, about how everyone else got to be in a sexy hotel and eat food for free and I am an adult and like to eat for free and am also incredibly sexy! For yer information, Mayfield, I am sexy all the time! I've even made the top spots on some lists about sexiness- and also gayness but that's the Swedish tourism part- I belong in a hotel too! Instead I was just in a bowling alley ( which he says like some people might say haunted insane asylum ) with some kid and I couldn't even break things with balls and it wasn't even slightly neat…
But even more importantly! ( believe it or not! ) HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I AM AN ADULT? Fuck! When England and France and Spain and Prussia and Russia- Russia- even he used to be tiny once, before he got fat, no offense Russia but yer massive- I was already an adult! One of the reasons I'm the boss is 'cause the eldest is always the boss and I am the big bro king of Europe especially the parts with Sweden! The rest of ya belong in a bowling alley! Not me! I belong in sexiness!!
Also I am very bored of this place is there anything to do here besides have random lame shit happen!
clearly this is incredibly serious! )
I AM AN ADULT AND DON'T BELONG IN A BOWLING ALLEY! Listen up! More importantly than anything else, listen to me! I heard this from Nor mostly, about how everyone else got to be in a sexy hotel and eat food for free and I am an adult and like to eat for free and am also incredibly sexy! For yer information, Mayfield, I am sexy all the time! I've even made the top spots on some lists about sexiness- and also gayness but that's the Swedish tourism part- I belong in a hotel too! Instead I was just in a bowling alley ( which he says like some people might say haunted insane asylum ) with some kid and I couldn't even break things with balls and it wasn't even slightly neat…
But even more importantly! ( believe it or not! ) HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I AM AN ADULT? Fuck! When England and France and Spain and Prussia and Russia- Russia- even he used to be tiny once, before he got fat, no offense Russia but yer massive- I was already an adult! One of the reasons I'm the boss is 'cause the eldest is always the boss and I am the big bro king of Europe especially the parts with Sweden! The rest of ya belong in a bowling alley! Not me! I belong in sexiness!!
Also I am very bored of this place is there anything to do here besides have random lame shit happen!