( so, denmark has by now found out that not only is he not the only one to be randomly kidnapped and held somewhere against his will… but also that all the other adults were in a hotel, not a bowling alley.

clearly this is incredibly serious! )

I AM AN ADULT AND DON'T BELONG IN A BOWLING ALLEY! Listen up! More importantly than anything else ( Read more... )

Hej, alle! Man, I can't get over how weird the phones are here! I mean not the- ya know, the part where they're so old fashioned and I can't check my mail, I mean the way it works, that's just like how in the 90s everyone was talking about chat lines but it was really just bad phone-sex and it was really pretty lame. Anyway, hello! My name is Den! ( Read more... )