♔ ｆｅｍ┊ ❝the country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink at 13).❞

[beermark]

⒈ ( today, like most days, denmark can be found at his job- a grocer at the general store. and the thing is, he actually seems pretty okay with this line of work, which he today is interpreting to mean 'so i hear you like organic food.' if you are in or anywhere near the produce section, you can hear him rambling on: )-at's right! There are all

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[criticizes]

[ It's Nordic bar time or something whatever. Norway comes in and sits near Denmark but not right next him to because he wants to be able to turn away when things get annoying. Yeahhh planning for the future. ]

It won't make the beer taste better, you. [ Because obviously Denmark is upset about how awful the beer is. ]

[beermark]

( too bad, 'cause he immediately stands up, moves two seats over, and sits down against next to norway, beer and onion and all. ) Nothing would! But I was thinking about if I distilled it.

[criticizes]

Wouldn't trust ya to make it stronger. [ But anyway before they get into a who makes better beer fight-- ]

That's what ya were makin' that face over?

[beermark]

Not the beer, the onion. Well, not the onion… ( he pulls a potato out of his pocket, sets it down gently, and glowers at it. ) The only way to get decent alcohol… would be making it!

[criticizes]

So ya stocked up on produce.

[beermark]

I'm checking for pesticides!

[criticizes]

Pesticides? [ That word did not exist yet in 1905!! Maybe one day he will be modern. ]

[beermark]

Chemical shit.

[criticizes]

[ Suddenly things make sense. ] Ya should grow yer own instead.

[beermark]

Aww, but I'm busy! ( he probably will though. )

[criticizes]

With what?