♔ ｆｅｍ┊ ❝the country where you may drink when you're 16 (which means we drink at 13).❞

[beermark]

⒈ ( today, like most days, denmark can be found at his job- a grocer at the general store. and the thing is, he actually seems pretty okay with this line of work, which he today is interpreting to mean 'so i hear you like organic food.' if you are in or anywhere near the produce section, you can hear him rambling on: )-at's right! There are all

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[He's come for something a bit stronger than beer. He sits next to Denmark, wondering how long it will take for the other to notice him, but after awhile he simply clears his throat.]

Is it speaking to you?

[beermark]

Onions don't speak, Hol. ( patiently, like he thinks holland might actually believe they do. )

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I know they don't speak, idiot.

[Resisting the urge to whap Denmark upside the head. . .]

[beermark]

So why ask dumb questions?

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You're the one staring at an onion.

[beermark]

Have ya ever heard of onion alcohol?

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Why would I have heard of something weird like that. . .

[beermark]

It doesn't exist, moron. Yet.

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[He's not a moron.]

. . . who's the moron?

[beermark]

I might make onion beer!

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What a waste.

[He'll smoke here.]