♔ ｆｉｒｅ┊ ❝verb: to have sex or simply have your way with the opposite sex.❞

[beermark]

( so, denmark has by now found out that not only is he not the only one to be randomly kidnapped and held somewhere against his will… but also that all the other adults were in a hotel, not a bowling alley.

clearly this is incredibly serious! )

I AM AN ADULT AND DON'T BELONG IN A BOWLING ALLEY! Listen up! More importantly than anything else

Comments

[criticizes]

Probably went by mental age.

[beermark]

Is not!

[criticizes]

Doubt ya could make it worth it anyway.

[beermark]

If it's been so long ya think that, then we definitely gotta!

[criticizes]

There's no "definitely" to it. 'n anyway, it's stupid for that kinda hotel. [ He means a one-night stand in an expensive hotel why would you do that his wallet hurts just thinking about it. ]

A forest's more practical.

[beermark]

But ya just said that's what kinda hotel it was!

[criticizes]

It's fer couples who like wastin' money.

[beermark]

I can afford it!

[criticizes]

It'd be cheaper at the park. [ But he's cool with Denmark buying him expensive food. Priorities??? ]

[beermark]

Hey, hey.

[criticizes]

What?

[beermark]

Ya didn't say "it's for couples."

[criticizes]

I didn't have to. [ Because they both know they are divorced. ]

[beermark]

Really…?

[criticizes]

Ya should know.

[beermark]

N- no, I was asking a question about it!