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[beermark]

( so, denmark has by now found out that not only is he not the only one to be randomly kidnapped and held somewhere against his will… but also that all the other adults were in a hotel, not a bowling alley.

clearly this is incredibly serious! )

I AM AN ADULT AND DON'T BELONG IN A BOWLING ALLEY! Listen up! More importantly than anything else

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[criticizes]

Probably went by mental age.

[criticizes]

Ya don't need leaders in bowling either.

[beermark]

I don't know if ya do or not, but the important part is that I want to go to a fancy hotel!

[criticizes]

So go. It's still there.

[beermark]

Really?

Nor, let's go to the fancy hotel!

[criticizes]

I was already there. [ He doesn't want to be stuck in a hotel room with Denmark for seven hours... ]

[beermark]

Let's go again! ( wow admit it it would be a dream come true and denmark could pretend he was christian iv )

[criticizes]

[ You act like Norway doesn't already pretend Denmark is Christian IV. ] Ya'd be fine on yer own.

[beermark]

( honestly this explains so much. ) But it wouldn't be as much fun!

[criticizes]

They probably didn't restock the free food. [ And that is the only reason he would go back. ]

[beermark]

No problem! I'll pay for it!

[criticizes]

[ What a dilemma he assumes the hotel traps them in for seven hours each time so willingly going there with Denmark would be the stupidest thing possible but that free food is good. ]

Ya go by yerself, then bring some back fer me.

[beermark]

No, we have to go together as best friends!

[criticizes]

Ya don't go to a hotel like that as best friends.

[beermark]

Then as the other one.

[criticizes]

[ Assumes "other one" is one-night stand there is nothing else in the Norwegian lifestyle. ]

Too much trouble.