The future of my future is here today! CHANGE is right around the corner! Weird, huh? Yeah, it freaked me out, too. School orientation tonight--I'm avoiding doing my laundry and everything else. Yesterday was fun, though--got to hang with some neighbors/friends all day in the sun. *sigh* Okay, now I'm just using Livejournal to avoid doing my ( Read more... )

As you may well know, I'm a catalogue whore; you name it, I've got it. Pottery Barn, The Company Store, West Elm, Design Within Reach, Garnet Hill, Restoration Hardware, and on and on 4-EVAH. Yes, it's a bit overkill, and yes, we are suffocating beneath a gigantic mound of recycled paper products, but that's neither here nor there! When one of ( Read more... )

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I'm looking forward to my girl-on-girl, Thelma and Louise, action-packed weekend in Portland. I don't feel it will be necessary to commit suicide at the end of our adventure, sans Brad Pitt, but hopefully we'll have some minor amounts of fun and frolic. My girlfriend Kim, a traitor to the Northwest (she moved to Portland by CHOICE!), will be ( Read more... )

Just got my confirmation from Mrs. Fancypants herself that we are going out tomorrow night! Anyone looking for hot lesbian action tomorrow around 10pm is welcome to join us at Girl4Girl...I'm just sorry that I missed Lick on Thursday night and Hot Mess tonight. It just FELT like a girl-on-girl weekend, ya know? Anyways, I'm rounding up the ( Read more... )

I got a good guffaw from this one ( Read more... )

So the trip to see The Fam was okay--there is a highly visible barrier between us that I will continue to cultivate, mostly because my lifestyle doesn't fit in with their lifestyle. So we ARE family, just separated. My bio-mom wanted to know how much I weigh, how much I make, why I'm not going to church, what my tax return was, what the square ( Read more... )

I'm having a cookie and little Yo-Yo Ma this fine cold morning. Resentfully getting ready for work. Feeling ill from lack of sleep. Apprehensive about going to my crappy place of employment. Same song, different verse! I'll have a better day when I wake up and ingest some actual FOOD. Tonight is my son's science fair, and he is going to ( Read more... )

Tonight I feasted with gluttonous glee on the fat of reality TV. Oh yeah, you heard me right. It was like a perfect Christmas morning, but with a really rich family. At 8pm we had two TV's going full-speed; one showcased the underwhelming performance-monkeys on American Idol, and the other featured the equally underwhelming modeling talents of ( Read more... )

Hm. My house is clean. It's, like, white-glove-surgical-room-mother-approved clean. This spotless house and I would like to send a shout-out to Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies, Livejournal, PMS, Comet wipes, tantrums, borrowed cigarettes, and the word "fuck"...without you, this could not have been possible, and we will never forget your unwavering