What a wasted day. Here I sit, resentful, with a house full of dirty dishes, dust bunnies the size of my head and a bathroom straight out of Trainspotting--but no, I think I'll just hang in this broken Ikea chair right here, clutching my baby blanket possessively and scarfing Girl Scout cookies with wild abandon. Fuck everything, especially my ( Read more... )

I'm going to Hell for this ( Read more... )

The Friday Five are as follows ( Read more... )

Holy Hell's Bells, Batman! I applied for a new J-O-B tonight, courtesy of celluloid_jam, who rawks this world like a tiny white mofo. It's much easier on the soul to get excited about prospective employment when you are already employed. AND!-->My spineless girlfriend who deserves to be lobotomized may have saved her frontal lobe after all--she claims to ( Read more... )

1. Do you believe you can trust your best friend 100% and if not...why do you still consider them your best friend ( Read more... )

Horrors! We might be next!

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Looked 'round the kitchen a bit. Zilch, zero, no food. Set my sights on painting or writing a bit. Became ravenous. Realized that I am now a literal picture of a starving artist. Bizarre.

It's hard to feel financially triumphant with eight dollars in the bank and a $30 check floating out there somewhere, just biding its' time and waiting for the right moment to sink my battleship...but here I am! Triumphant! Tonight's meeting was a clusterfuck of mismanagement (me), disorganization (me again), and diva-worthy impatience (YOO-hoo, ( Read more... )

Bleccch. Keep wanting to do the cool stuff, keep finding rad tidbits to gawk at, listen to, boogie to, or consume--but no one seems interested. And the level of "disinterest" feels like borderline disinterest in ME, not the outing itself. *sigh* Feeling like I've become less cool somehow, or maybe those around me have increased their rock-o- ( Read more... )

I joined the Friday Five group because I just can't seem to get enough of, well, ME. They actually post some interesting questions, not just "What secret powers would you like to possess" (making my ass into a neverending ATM, or flying) or "Favorite movie" (a 3-way tie between Funny Girl, Elling, or Kung Fu Hustle); these questions are a tad more ( Read more... )