Mpreg Meme!
Because I have the crazy, and someone said something to set me off. I am still planning to finish the Crazuko Meme, it's just on hold while I deal with new job/Christmas exchanges. Also, Twelve Days of Christmas is still taking requests. I might not write your request if you ask, but I definitely won't write it if you don't ask
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Long Feng/How - The one time he breaks the taboo, it comes with a curse.
I will ponder the third one.
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Mother had held him back. "You'll kill your child, and he'll never let you forget it."
Ozai is vicious. But the child grows, and there is no man in the Water Tribe who does not regard the former Lord with a sense of creeping horror. The child grows, and Ozai doesn't care. He walks proud and tall, head held high, only minorly inconvenienced by this strangeness ( ... )
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Pee-Dee and Nightbeat with Nightbeat as the mother. Muzzle probably thinks they're doing it wrong. Bonus points if they are doing something utterly antithetical to child rearing in the ficlet, like engaging in a car chase, pursued by Stunticons or something.
Starscream and Shockwave have a baby. Preferably Shockwave as the mother, if only because Starscream's usually the mother in these things, but whatever works better for you. C'mon, they were totally a bickering married couple on the Marvel comics. Maybe Shockwave wants to see if Starscream's Matrix-sensitivity is inheritable, and he doesn't trust anyone else to do a good job of carrying. (Maybe the baby is Sunstorm.) Maybe Starscream is just very convincing that they don't need to use a firewall. Maybe they want to unite the warring faction states of Tarn and Vos by producing an heir. Maybe... well, you are creative and awesome. I am sure you can handle it!
And then I withdraw to the Lunacave to ponder the third in gleeful silence.
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Stupid Transformer.
"Still am," Nightbeat growled.
"You were really pretty precise that the motorcycle's a skirt. Definitely a dame, you said."
"She is."
"So, mind explaining why you've got, and I hate to make this musical reference but, 'junk in your trunk'? Also, what the hell is with growing sprogs in the trunk anyway?"
"One, I hate you for even teaching me that song exists. Two, you don't actually want to know how it works and I wouldn't tell you even if you did. Three, THE PREDACONS ARE TRYING TO KILL US! Can it wait?"
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I also love the bickering between Muzzle and Nightbeat as the Predacons chase then.
Buddy cop mpreg. Delicious!
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technically!Zhao/Ursa/Ozai- because I am strange and evil and like embarassed!Ozai.
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Aang carefully stays out of his friend's way. It doesn't really help if the yelling is anything to go by, but he kind of gets the impression it's not hurting either. Also, staying out of Sokka's way means staying out of Katara's way, and she's even scarier about this than her brother is.
They had kind of been trying for a baby for years, so he can see why she's pissed that it'd taken just one night with Sokka.
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Dead End/Moto/Breakdown - It totally wasn't supposed to happen this way. THEY should have been the ones carrying, NOT HIM!
Inferno/Red Alert - Surprsingly, pregnancy seems to have mellowed out the paranoid, hyper-aware security director. Either that, or Inferno finally managed to talk Ratchet into doping him up, needing at least few hours of rest.
EDIT: as ordered, adding Photon/Blitzwing - and no one thought that anyone's parantage could be any more screwed up than Photon's was, until she knocked up Blitzwing.
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She smiles. "Do you think they'll be Seekers or triple-changers?"
"Triple-changers," Blitzwing replies, the turret twitching away from her hand. "Be Seekers if you were carrying."
She nods. "I've never studied this particular method of production. You seem unusually at ease from what little I do know."
"Eh, this ain't so bad. Bad was the time I got Astrotrain, Starscream, and Catechism all at once. Nine's a little much to carry all at the same time."
Photon's optics blink. "You're saying you were carrying three sets of three, one for each of three different lovers?"
"No, I'm saying I carried nine kids with four parents each." The turret cover comes down to protect the growing children, nearly fast enough to nip Photon's fingers.
"You aren't allowed to tell me my parentage is strange and unusual anymore," she declares.
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Ouch! Nine?!
Possessive Blitzy is adorable. I likes! He's also being remarkably calm with having Photon poking at him. *is grinning hugely at this*
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