Mpreg Meme!
Because I have the crazy, and someone said something to set me off. I am still planning to finish the Crazuko Meme, it's just on hold while I deal with new job/Christmas exchanges. Also, Twelve Days of Christmas is still taking requests. I might not write your request if you ask, but I definitely won't write it if you don't ask
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Dead End/Moto/Breakdown - It totally wasn't supposed to happen this way. THEY should have been the ones carrying, NOT HIM!
Inferno/Red Alert - Surprsingly, pregnancy seems to have mellowed out the paranoid, hyper-aware security director. Either that, or Inferno finally managed to talk Ratchet into doping him up, needing at least few hours of rest.
EDIT: as ordered, adding Photon/Blitzwing - and no one thought that anyone's parantage could be any more screwed up than Photon's was, until she knocked up Blitzwing.
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She smiles. "Do you think they'll be Seekers or triple-changers?"
"Triple-changers," Blitzwing replies, the turret twitching away from her hand. "Be Seekers if you were carrying."
She nods. "I've never studied this particular method of production. You seem unusually at ease from what little I do know."
"Eh, this ain't so bad. Bad was the time I got Astrotrain, Starscream, and Catechism all at once. Nine's a little much to carry all at the same time."
Photon's optics blink. "You're saying you were carrying three sets of three, one for each of three different lovers?"
"No, I'm saying I carried nine kids with four parents each." The turret cover comes down to protect the growing children, nearly fast enough to nip Photon's fingers.
"You aren't allowed to tell me my parentage is strange and unusual anymore," she declares.
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Ouch! Nine?!
Possessive Blitzy is adorable. I likes! He's also being remarkably calm with having Photon poking at him. *is grinning hugely at this*
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I've ficced them before, but God if I can remember where on my LJ.
*loves the poking at the babies bit, thinks it's super-cute*
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"Is the child in optimum condition?" He asked worriedly as he tried to lever himself up to look at what Hook was doing in his midsection. Bonecrusher promptly slammed him back down on the table, hard enough to crack lenses in Perceptor's scope-array.
"It's not dead," Mixmaster said brightly. "Yet."
"Yet"You never know what can happen in this sort of thing!" The chemist snickered. "Factories sometimes don't want to let go of the baby, then comes the saws and the cutting torches ( ... )
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I am not sure if that is really fortunate, Hook!
Badgering the child for life about how it did birth wrong is not very helpful!
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*snickers* You know they would, too.
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I also like the nod to Blitzwing and his reproduction woes.
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Well, it IS Hook's child!
*snickers at the Blitzy reference*
And I would wibble for both Perc and the baby, but Hook's there, so...
*glomps and hugs* so awesome! Thank you!
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Motormaster never 'just deals' with anything, much less something as simple-complicated as pregnancy ( ... )
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Also, RUN BOYS, RUN!!! Mama's on a tear, and when Mama ain't happy, ain't NOBODY gonna survive!
I love you madly. Have I told you that recently?
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It IS going to be extremely sexy. Hopefully it takes after its papas. <3 The scariness, however, is totally unavoidable any way you cut it.
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"Mhm." Red Alert tapped something into his datapad. "Thank you for your assistance, Sideswipe. You can go now."
".... Did I mention it wasn't our fault?"
"Repeatedly." Red Alert made a shooing gesture. "I believe you."
Sideswipe just gaped and only barely managed to make his way out of the Security Director's office when Red Alert began to frown at him.
"Uh," he said to no one in particular. "Okay, the glowing? I could buy the glowing. He's got sirens and lights, he's going to glow. But I think the Decepticons replaced him with a really bad duplicate."
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More likely, I am on crack.
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