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Yes

[chelsea]

As long as you promise that you're not the type of person to make fun of someone for the uniform that they have to wear and that you understand that WE are not the type of people that do that. After I read that, I thought a lot about it and about how immature someone would have to be to even THINK about making fun of someone for riding garb. I'm sure you were mostly joking when you wrote that and you don't actually think someone in here would be like "wtf is up with your silly hat?" But you know... just made me think.

The nose comment made me laugh. That's my kind of humor. I think your concept of bitch is awful, but your judgments didn't reflect your definition.

I think you're pretty and I'm glad you came out of that marriage without a hitch and with a lot of lessons learned.

I also think it'd be nice to have some new older (age wise) folks in here.

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[closedcurtains]

LOL, seriously - people gave me all kinds of flack here when I've posted riding pictures, though I haven't in awhile. But I probably will soon, as I just purchased a new mare! And then Alan can tease me all he likes.

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[em_eye_are]

What seat do you ride? What type of horse did you buy (Congrats! I'm about to purchase a gelding)?

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[em_eye_are]

Yeah, I was kidding about making fun of my riding attire. It's obviously necessary, but sometimes not the most flattering choice. You should see some of the looks I get if I have to stop at the store on the way home. Occasionally, someone asks if I rode my horse to the store. Dumbass.

To be honest, I couldn't really think of a witty and non-dictionary sounding definition for bitch. It definitely sucked.

Thank you!

[lollipophope]

Yes, please.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading through your application. I went all the way through without huffing, or puffing... or wanting to blow a house down... shit, I mean, it was a damn good application. You were thorough and honest and I think you'd be a welcome addition to this lovely bunch.

It's nifty you ride... and I've never been on a horse in my life. Not by choice... I'd like to, I've just never had the opportunity.

Oh, and you're pretty gorgeous. Kthnx.

[em_eye_are]

Well.. thank you!

And if you're ever in Denver look me up and we can go for a ride.

[closedcurtains]

I WANT to like you, but I can't tell if you're one of those annoying "omg I train horsez" people, or if you're legit. That video.. wasn't the most flattering training level test I've ever seen. Obviously the horse is green, but then.. why show it? I thought your hands were too low, but I suppose it could have been deliberate, to help steady him. What other levels have you shown? Are you specifically a dressage trainer? It looks like all your pictures are in dressage gear, so I'd assume so. But in one of the photos, there's a western horse tacked up in the background, at a dressage show? Bringing me back to the "legit" question. Who have you trained with? Who DO you train with? (Seriously, name names - I'm very familiar with the dressage world). Maybe I'm getting too indepth and suspicious, but you do seem to be fairly assertive about yourself in that department

[closedcurtains]

I'm posting again 'cause I just uploaded a userpic of my Hanoverian mare, and I wish I had used it in my comment, but I didn't. Foolish I.

[em_eye_are]

I want to see bigger pictures! She's a very pretty girl. Name? What level? Is this the new mare? Questions! Questions!

[em_eye_are]

Lord, no, I'm not one of those horse people. I hate those horse people

[bord_du_rasoir]

"I hope those people get scammed..."

Meh. I just wish people were smarter. I don't wish ill will on people just 'cause they're dumb. I don't understand the mindset that wishes for people to suffer, as if that means anything. Of course, you're probably hyperbolizing for the sake of humor, in which case- *shrug*.

You manage to do the your/you're switch-around from both directions. Not a big deal to me, but it's worth noting.

"My nose is a distant cousin of a ski jump."

Extremely distant- like Cheney-Obama distant. (Ski jump implies curve; yours is straight.)"Making someone uncomfortable or upset by being straight forward about the topic at hand

[bord_du_rasoir]

Dude, that is huge.

[em_eye_are]

I love the Young Turks. If you go to their website you can either subscribe for $10/mo or watch the first hour (I think it's an hour) for free. Jenk is awesome.

Ah, yes, my wonderful right eye... The left does open up more due to my clumsy eight year old ass falling on some glass and damaging the lid. I also broke my arm that year. Eight wasn't a good age for me.

Did I really switch around your/you're? I did. God damn it! I hate that shit and yet I did it. Way to read, Miranda.

I don't want to make people uncomfortable or upset. I will admit that my definition sucked. I honestly couldn't think of a good one that didn't sound... well, like my definition does.

Yeah, the ski jump is a pro-level one, didn't you know? ^_^ There is a bit of a bump at the end of my nose, though.

Thank you.

Yes

[bondage_siren]

I think I love you

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[em_eye_are]

That will make our supposed threesome easier. ^_^

Thank you!