Freshmeat
Basics
Name: Miranda
Age: 25
Geographical Location: Denver, Callah-rad-doe, as the natives say
Relationship Status: Taken
Occupation: Horse trainer
You (Pick 5 of the 10 questions to answer)
1. Biggest turn on & turn off:
2. Make us laugh (picture, video, or text):
Usually, seeing Bill O'Reilly makes me throw up in my mouth, however I can watch this over and over. I love seeing peoples true colors.
3. Show us your concept of beauty (ONE image of a face and ONE of an object, design, painting, photograph, etc.):
4. What gets your goat? People who blindly accept whatever they hear or read, especially when it involves politics or the media. And those same people will say they made an "educated" decision about who they voted for, where they shop, what news station they watch or paper they read. Are you fucking kidding me?! I hope those people get scammed for their life savings and have to live in their children's garage for the rest of their life.
5. Pick an interest in your userinfo. Explain. I'm slightly obsessed with "being organized." I am not exactly neurotic, but I like having everything in its right place; I want to know where something is when I am looking for it, not hunt around the house. I suppose I correlate being physically organized with having all my ducks in a row in my life. I spent about a year living with a couple that were the complete opposite and I give myself a huge pat on the back for not losing my mind.
6. Inform us of, preferably display, some hidden talent(s) - something unique & interesting. As previously mentioned, I train horses. I've been riding since I was 10 and have won quite a few titles and championships with my personal horses and the horses that I've trained. I could just list them, but that is fucking boring, so instead I'll show you these pictures and a video (sorry it is so compressed) of me riding. Feel free to make fun the clothes I have to wear to compete.
7. Why the hell are you applying here? The community is diverse in its concept of beauty and has a lot of very creative, interesting members.
8. Teach us something.
9. This is your space to do anything you like. Go for it.
10. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, you'd take:
The Community (Answer Everything)
Who is the supreme overlord of the universe? kinksterr
Define Beauty OR Bitch. (Pull from dictionaries and we'll reject you on the spot.) (Bitch) Making someone uncomfortable or upset by being straight forward about the topic at hand.
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your journal or in an active community not solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion. (Advertise in a community that doesn't allow it and you'll be auto-rejected and banned.): Promoted in my user info
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, whom would you choose and why? bondage_siren because sarcasm always gets me. It helps that your pretty damn hot and seem like you'd be a lot of fun, too. I will admit that the first thing I noticed about laotzu02 was his blue eyes; I can't help that I have a weakness. Then I discovered you liked Amon Tobin and it was over. Come peer at me through my window.
Pick one existing member and one recent applicant who ought to be dressed as seals and thrown into shark-infested waters. Colourfully explain your choice. (Hint: This is your chance to show us your stuff. Wuss out and you'll be automatically rejected.)
snail_smoothie
Eh. You're not ugly, you're not beautiful. Not real witty and not exactly boring. You're just too average. Nothing stands out to me in your application, except that you seem like one of those girls that finds every living thing "cute!" Your MS Paint illustration was awful; is that all you could really think to put in the thought bubble?
Hell no, I'd rather watch coal turn into diamonds.
sevenoneninety
You're applying here because you "get extremely bored during the summer?" Seriously? I didn't even want to look at the rest of your application.
But I did.
You're handwriting is annoying and I don't understand why you would put it in your application. Is writing like a fifteen year old girl supposed to make me like you? Fail.
When I scrolled down to the pictures the first one I saw was #4 and I thought you looked like a deformed (is that possible?) Michael Jackson. My mistake, that is your friend. Actually, you're very pretty (too bad for your Michael Jackson friend, though), but you have the same look on your face in each picture. You fail again.
Combine that with your (lack of) application, it just makes you dumb. Go away.
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason(s) for rejecting your application. My nose is a distant cousin of a ski jump. It's not the worst I've ever seen, but occasionally it becomes the main subject of a picture.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question. Tell us about the worst/stupidest moment of your life.
At 20 I got married (now divorced). stupidstupidstupid. While I did love my ex at the time, I didn't actually think about what it would be like to live the rest of my life with him. We had not been dating too long and he asked... And then I spent the next 3 years of my life WTFing myself. Luckily, the divorce was easy and mutual; no kids and nothing to really fight over. Though, I did learn a lot about what I wanted in a relationship and that would be the only plus.
Pictures:
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.
Name: Miranda
Age: 25
Geographical Location: Denver, Callah-rad-doe, as the natives say
Relationship Status: Taken
Occupation: Horse trainer
You (Pick 5 of the 10 questions to answer)
1. Biggest turn on & turn off:
2. Make us laugh (picture, video, or text):
Click to viewUsually, seeing Bill O'Reilly makes me throw up in my mouth, however I can watch this over and over. I love seeing peoples true colors.
3. Show us your concept of beauty (ONE image of a face and ONE of an object, design, painting, photograph, etc.):
4. What gets your goat? People who blindly accept whatever they hear or read, especially when it involves politics or the media. And those same people will say they made an "educated" decision about who they voted for, where they shop, what news station they watch or paper they read. Are you fucking kidding me?! I hope those people get scammed for their life savings and have to live in their children's garage for the rest of their life.
5. Pick an interest in your userinfo. Explain. I'm slightly obsessed with "being organized." I am not exactly neurotic, but I like having everything in its right place; I want to know where something is when I am looking for it, not hunt around the house. I suppose I correlate being physically organized with having all my ducks in a row in my life. I spent about a year living with a couple that were the complete opposite and I give myself a huge pat on the back for not losing my mind.
6. Inform us of, preferably display, some hidden talent(s) - something unique & interesting. As previously mentioned, I train horses. I've been riding since I was 10 and have won quite a few titles and championships with my personal horses and the horses that I've trained. I could just list them, but that is fucking boring, so instead I'll show you these pictures and a video (sorry it is so compressed) of me riding. Feel free to make fun the clothes I have to wear to compete.
7. Why the hell are you applying here? The community is diverse in its concept of beauty and has a lot of very creative, interesting members.
8. Teach us something.
9. This is your space to do anything you like. Go for it.
10. If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, you'd take:
The Community (Answer Everything)
Who is the supreme overlord of the universe? kinksterr
Define Beauty OR Bitch. (Pull from dictionaries and we'll reject you on the spot.) (Bitch) Making someone uncomfortable or upset by being straight forward about the topic at hand.
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your journal or in an active community not solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion. (Advertise in a community that doesn't allow it and you'll be auto-rejected and banned.): Promoted in my user info
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, whom would you choose and why? bondage_siren because sarcasm always gets me. It helps that your pretty damn hot and seem like you'd be a lot of fun, too. I will admit that the first thing I noticed about laotzu02 was his blue eyes; I can't help that I have a weakness. Then I discovered you liked Amon Tobin and it was over. Come peer at me through my window.
Pick one existing member and one recent applicant who ought to be dressed as seals and thrown into shark-infested waters. Colourfully explain your choice. (Hint: This is your chance to show us your stuff. Wuss out and you'll be automatically rejected.)
snail_smoothie
Eh. You're not ugly, you're not beautiful. Not real witty and not exactly boring. You're just too average. Nothing stands out to me in your application, except that you seem like one of those girls that finds every living thing "cute!" Your MS Paint illustration was awful; is that all you could really think to put in the thought bubble?
Hell no, I'd rather watch coal turn into diamonds.
sevenoneninety
You're applying here because you "get extremely bored during the summer?" Seriously? I didn't even want to look at the rest of your application.
But I did.
You're handwriting is annoying and I don't understand why you would put it in your application. Is writing like a fifteen year old girl supposed to make me like you? Fail.
When I scrolled down to the pictures the first one I saw was #4 and I thought you looked like a deformed (is that possible?) Michael Jackson. My mistake, that is your friend. Actually, you're very pretty (too bad for your Michael Jackson friend, though), but you have the same look on your face in each picture. You fail again.
Combine that with your (lack of) application, it just makes you dumb. Go away.
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason(s) for rejecting your application. My nose is a distant cousin of a ski jump. It's not the worst I've ever seen, but occasionally it becomes the main subject of a picture.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question. Tell us about the worst/stupidest moment of your life.
At 20 I got married (now divorced). stupidstupidstupid. While I did love my ex at the time, I didn't actually think about what it would be like to live the rest of my life with him. We had not been dating too long and he asked... And then I spent the next 3 years of my life WTFing myself. Luckily, the divorce was easy and mutual; no kids and nothing to really fight over. Though, I did learn a lot about what I wanted in a relationship and that would be the only plus.
Pictures:
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.