The following is the shit I find in my girlfriends notes when i rifle through her purse ( Read more... )

OVETCHKIN!

yo, two quick questions:

1. everytime i download the thing to install windows media player on my macbook, it pulls up my trial version of excel. how do i play movies in wma or avi format on my mac?

2. does anyone have a copy of windows office that i could bum?

So yeah, i've been lazy. HELLA lazy, in fact, in updating this ole' thing. But hey, i've got time on my hands. I'll fire this bad boy up again, so welcome me back mothafuckas ( Read more... )

Hey, I owe money for a mealplan, who do i send it to?

So yeah, I'm trying to figure out something. Anyone who reads this, write two favorite songs, and a song that reminds them of me.

Why you ask? I seek new music and I figure this is a way to get some....

Drunk post niggazzz....

so yeah. I'm not *quite* drunk. Just buzzed, but hilarity ensued at pete's. And now a haiku.

Barry is buzzed.
he feels a rush of emotion.
not the greatest thing.

huzzah.

p.s. I'm not dead.

Okay, this is a mixed rant and update. I'm pissed but also excitied, because what happened was good AND bad ( Read more... )

In case of my inexplicable and sudden death, blow up fenway park to avenge me.

I've been threatened five times on the street for wearing my yankees hat.

Oy.... This post has been a long time comin...

Between writing, drinkin', and just living the college life, I've been a tad neglecting of my online journla. Oh well, it has no feelings XD.

The biggest event to date is the creation of Jew & You Productions' new movie for campus movie fest.I want to say we'll win, but we won't. It'll be fun though ( Read more... )