Things my girlfriend writes in class. (Part 1)
The following is the shit I find in my girlfriends notes when i rifle through her purse.
"*picture of a cat* Kitty! Nuclear weapons will kill us all! even kitty!"
"I like cats, I had a cat grace, she died but not from a bomb (nuclear) cookies taste good animal crackers are just as good because animal crackers aren't really crackers they're more like a cookie, or maybe they're like biscuts, animal biscuts! Flip Flops are great, I love wearing fliping flops they're the best. My favorite are the ones with whales on them. I've never been whale watching, I kinda wanna go, but I have a new job as a security officer but I don't have to carry a gun which is good cuz I don't want to shoot my foot, then I couldn't wear my Flipy flops. Sometimeswhen I put my head upside down I get naucious. My friend bob likes cheese, we call him fish bob, cuz when I was younger he gave me a fish, but the other Bob we call big bob, cuz well he's big. I wonder how long i could jump rope for, probably for a long time. Maybe we could go to the circus or the zoo. I like monkeys."
more to come.
"*picture of a cat* Kitty! Nuclear weapons will kill us all! even kitty!"
"I like cats, I had a cat grace, she died but not from a bomb (nuclear) cookies taste good animal crackers are just as good because animal crackers aren't really crackers they're more like a cookie, or maybe they're like biscuts, animal biscuts! Flip Flops are great, I love wearing fliping flops they're the best. My favorite are the ones with whales on them. I've never been whale watching, I kinda wanna go, but I have a new job as a security officer but I don't have to carry a gun which is good cuz I don't want to shoot my foot, then I couldn't wear my Flipy flops. Sometimeswhen I put my head upside down I get naucious. My friend bob likes cheese, we call him fish bob, cuz when I was younger he gave me a fish, but the other Bob we call big bob, cuz well he's big. I wonder how long i could jump rope for, probably for a long time. Maybe we could go to the circus or the zoo. I like monkeys."
more to come.