Hello, dear livejournal!

Haven't wrote you in a while, and not much has changed, but apparently I've became more hip, as I now have a Xanga, which is sooo much cooler than Livejournal. Yep, same old Tristan, hop on the "new" trendy thing a couple years late. Oh but wait- just you fucking wait -this time it's going to be different, this time it's ( Read more... )

Picture yourself as a hot chick, lying on the beach, stroking your vagina, because you can. All the sudden, out of a wave [in slow-mo] storm Disco Steve and Chris Heck [and possibly Rivers Cumo] practically emblazing the Baywatch logo above their heads, hell, with David Fucking Haselhoff {pic in case you forgot who he is} singing the baywatch theme ( Read more... )

Am I (really) talking about Overstock.com? Am I (really) talking about Outragously good deals?
I, rising against, say no.

Am I talking about Orgasms?
Making Overtly sexual allusions?

Yes.

"Sometimes... it's all about the Orifice...."

It's a feminest plot to take over the world, man, they're gonna seduce us all!!!

I can live with that...

It's a legend. It's all about the embellishments. Less emphasis on story, lots on cool. And that's all good in my book. Give me a semi-coherent plot with occasional flashbacks to add some drama, toss in a whole lot of gunfighting, and some really cool camera angles: that's all the formula one needs. 4 outta 5

Some things do seem awfully powerful and "meant to be"... these are probably things that lie well with your past choices and way of thinking. Think of it this way: if enough people took the effort to think, we wouldn't be in the middle of a war right now. Is it fate that America contains enough ignorance to produce suffering? No, it was captivating ( Read more... )

Just watched Dawn of the Dead, and I have to say... that's good stuff. I'm not a big horror fan, but if I was, survival scenarios would top my list. If you're going to have people go up against evil, you might as well do it big; I'm all about the post-apocalyptic balls out terror scenes. It really shows how the human instinct comes out when under ( Read more... )

http://www.iandavids.com/movieClips/film/officespacewars.wmv

He's dead. I wasn't really aware he was alive, yet somehow I feel immensely sad. Has he became more important to me since he's passed? I don't know. I do know that I watched his Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas quite a few times. I never really grasped the point of it. I was just totally absorbed in the moments... I guess that was it. Just all the ( Read more... )

Sorry.

I steal all my entries from Boing Boing.

I'm trying to control my emotions... a flowing river of snow-bearing clouds is due to strike a massive blow directly across my position. (Snow - The other white powder) And it's going to be full of water. (Heavy.) And I am a landscaper on unemployment. (I have to work.) WHORE!!! Dirty, no good whores! (shakes fist at sky, falls to knees and screams ( Read more... )