Picture yourself as a hot chick, lying on the beach, stroking your vagina, because you can. All the sudden, out of a wave [in slow-mo] storm Disco Steve and Chris Heck [and possibly Rivers Cumo] practically emblazing the Baywatch logo above their heads, hell, with David Fucking Haselhoff {pic in case you forgot who he is} singing the baywatch theme in the background. Now if that isn't cause for a female orgasm.... I just don't know what is.
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