Mother... trucker

[bashfullybane]

I'm trying to control my emotions... a flowing river of snow-bearing clouds is due to strike a massive blow directly across my position. (Snow - The other white powder) And it's going to be full of water. (Heavy.) And I am a landscaper on unemployment. (I have to work.) WHORE!!! Dirty, no good whores! (shakes fist at sky, falls to knees and screams "FREEEEEEDOM!!!") How am I supposed to expand my intellect (read books, play X-box) when I have to shovel and plow?

*sigh*

I'll survive... (with sore forearms, lower back, legs, shoulders, etc...)

Should probably catch some sleep while my work falls from the sky.