Women - instant orgasm/CHRIS HECK & DISCO STEVE..... SEXIEST MEN ALIVE?

[bashfullybane]

Picture yourself as a hot chick, lying on the beach, stroking your vagina, because you can. All the sudden, out of a wave [in slow-mo] storm Disco Steve and Chris Heck [and possibly Rivers Cumo] practically emblazing the Baywatch logo above their heads, hell, with David Fucking Haselhoff {pic in case you forgot who he is} singing the baywatch theme

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[discosteve]

Every word of it is true.

[bashfullybane]

My sentiments exactly. *sigh* I can only dream of reaching your level of sex appeal. I mean, hell, you've even got David effing Hasselhoff checking you guys out.

[discosteve]

You could, too! Just go to a seminar!

[bashfullybane]

Dude, you're totally unsexy now that you cut your hair... or maybe it's because I'm not trained in the school of lasciviousness. Yes, I use online dictionaries. But seriously, pass on the kno, man; where's this seminar? And how did Chris fit in that leotard?

[chrisheckisking]

What the hell happened to you, man?

Dude

[bashfullybane]

I made a myspace account, got absorbed in that a bit, and ended up finding a girl off it. I'm going to a Film Festival today with her and I'm starting work full time... so as you may guess, I have been spending a bit of time off my computer. I still stalk you guys occasionally; I heard your rockin' tune on purevolume... much <3 and mad props.

Eh... I forgot my password after my gf logged onto her LJ. I know, I coulda just the {forget?} link, but I was that lazy. I blogged a bit in myspace, but nothing specta-cular. Yep, I'm still here, I'm just cooking the ramen noodles.

[bashfullybane]

fuck off bitch... I don't need your stinking ass all up in my face - get off it hoe (I'll cut yuh)

[boosterj28]