I swear to God I am tired of relatiionships, I truly am.  In the last year I have had two relationships with both ending up in jack and shit.  Jack.. and.  SHIT!  What the fuck have I done to God, Yahweh, Tecumsah, Woden, or any other major deity that has put this perpetual curse on me ( Read more... )

I've been single for so long, I had gotten to the point where I had written off ever having a relationship again.  And I was happy for it.  Not just happy, ELATED!

Normally beginning to get involved with someone would be a reason to cheer, right?  At first it was, but now I'm not so sure.

First and foremost the issue is me.  These first faltering ( Read more... )

Myspace is down, dammit!  Oh well, it gives me a reason to post something here :)

As I drove home from work last night, I had what people call "a moment of clarity".  I came to a realization of such profundity that I almost swallowed my tongue (which would have really sucked as I was driving).  My weight has gotten to the point that women I reject aren't even looking at me anymore.  That... IS NOT OKAY!

I once again began my ( Read more... )

I have been so incredibly busy at work and after (been socializing a bit) that I have not had time to make any journal entries in a while.

SHANNON DIED ON LOST WEDNESDAY NIGHT!  Dammit!  Kill off some of the hard-legs and leave the hot women.  SHEESH!

This has been an interesting past few days.  Not interesting in the "life-altering, I-won-the-Powerball" kind of interesting, just the "a-little-different-from-the-norm-and-what I planned" kind of interesting.

( LJ-cut... for HER pleasure )

The hurricanes have come and gone and little more happened here than an influx of refugees in the area now and a butt-load of limbs in my yard.

Helen and Jenny decided they needed a "Cousin Weekend" (they left the "Female" disclaimer out, but that's okay), so they scheduled this past weekend for the two of them in Hot Springs.  They did the mineral ( Read more... )

When I moved back into the house, I had told mom that I would eventually swap rooms and take the master bedroom.  It only makes sense, right?  I'm the only one living there, paying the bills, and taking care of the place, so why shouldn't I be in the main boudoir?  When we discussed it, she was fine with it.  When I eventually did it, she snapped ( Read more... )

Maybe we, as a species, should make a point of getting drunk when talking about various topics.  Many things aren't said with enough emotion, or even at all, unless we become intoxicated enough to let out those inner thoughts we harbor but try to hide from everyone (sometimes even ourselves) for whatever reason.

Granted, some of those things we say ( Read more... )

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The ( Read more... )