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GЯEETINGS KOMЯADES!
Aww I miss livejournal. Sad that it's been superceded by the kapitolist piggies of Facebuk and Twitter - now nobody does in depth things or reads them anymore... but maybe... hmm... if I thought people would read my gibberings... maybe I could start doing proper blogging again; I wouldn't do it on this platform though as I don't think it can feed ( Read more... ) -
As a twat, my sympathies are with the terrorists
(Note to humourless spooks and various fanatics inevitably reading this. This is a work of sardonic irony. Please refer to dictionary definitions of the words "Irony" and "sardonic" before and after reading.)
GUEST POST by Ronald Sole, Twat and commentator.
As a twat, my sympathies are with the terroristsThe latest outrage has us all concerned ( Read more... ) -
Pac-man - a timeless morality play.
Pac-man was not the first non-shooting video game (that accolade goes to Pong, as all true aficionados of the genre know). It is, however, the first video game with a philosophy and a moral.
When you play Pac-Man, you eat small, digital dots and are persecuted by four ghosts - Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde. Why do the ghosts chase you, though? ( Read more... ) -
It's not just a scam... it's an M&S scam!
If Marks and Spencers or Harrods or any other top department store made a scam, it would be virtual currency. It has no intrinsic or traditional value, is backed by no government and creating units of it actually destroys value (in the form of computer time and electricity ( Read more... ) -
MY FIRST PRIDE
So Pride was interesting. For years, I have been foiled by events ranging from rain to capitalists to opportunistic xenophobes - and it's finally my time to shine. So why was it so underwhelming ( Read more... ) -
If only my stupid camera had worked....
I would now have the BEST YOUTUBE VIDEO EVER. Stupid default settings! -
Chased around like Tom And Jerry
I have just been chased around the block by a naked, crazy man after making a perfectly reasonably request to turn down the noise at 1.30AM.
I don't know which one of us should feel more humiliated. (I think him, mainly because he had a TINY cock.)
This really is turning into the shittest year ever. -
Welcome to friendlytown. Don't forget to pay your friendly tax and keep things friendly!
If you thought Dredd was bad-assed, you'll love JUDGE MINTY and his adventures in the Cursed Earth. I AM THE LAW, FUCKHEADS! 20 years, Iso-cubes!
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Noisetwat FTW!
On top of my life turning into an episode of For Fuck's Sake, What The Hell Is Wrong With You People?!?!?, the neighbours are in "noisetwat" mode and the council's Noise Pollution arsewits are being especially obstructive and bureaucratic. If you want to have an extremely loud party in Bristol, go ahead as there's fuck all anyone can be arsed to do ( Read more... ) -
Cold as charity...
A lot of people give to charity at around this time of year, so I just thought I'd make a post saying DON'T. (it started as a snarky reply to a snarky comment, but I figure I'm better than that...)
Personally I'd be wary of giving to any charity. A lot of them are downright frauds and the whole sector is riddled with dodgy practices such as ( Read more... )