As a twat, my sympathies are with the terrorists
(Note to humourless spooks and various fanatics inevitably reading this. This is a work of sardonic irony. Please refer to dictionary definitions of the words "Irony" and "sardonic" before and after reading.)
GUEST POST by Ronald Sole, Twat and commentator.
As a twat, my sympathies are with the terrorists
The latest outrage has us all concerned with the upsurge in violence in our society. Let me be clear, there is no excuse for terrorism. The orphanage they set on fire before dousing the survivors in acid was a totally inappropriate target for their anger, and the kittens they threw into a wood-chipping machine in no way deserved their horrible fate. And who can forget the innocent inhabitants of the old folks home who were set upon with machetes and swords after said building was blown to smithereens? Not to mention the hospital that was blown to pieces with high explosives.
That being said, my personal take on the above is that as a twat, my sympathies are with the terrorists.
It is culturally and contexually important to point out the historic wrongs that have been done to berserk murderers and those who approach innocents wielding deadly weapons with intent. Many have died at the hands of armed police or are currently serving indefinite terms of detention in the prison system, while the stress of being an armed, crazed murderer has caused an even larger percentage to take their own lives.
Sure, it's easy to blame the men with guns, bombs, sharp objects and ponderously large yet menacing steamrollers poised to slowly crush innocents to death. But we must not shy away from analysing the root cause of terrorism, which in this case is simply that the various children, old folks, fluffy animals and hospital patients were behaving in a deeply provocative and culturally insensetive way, and of course the Western military action that followed the last atrocity has only created yet more violence.
That neither the people targeted nor the attackers were citizens of either belligerent in that conflict is irrelevant. That other mass murders have occurred around the world, both with and without apparent motive, between people of various religions, and in entirely secular contexts, is also not relevant. We can only end this cycle of violence in one way: By capitulating unconditionally to violence whereever it rears its ugly head.
Frankly, we must ask these so-called terrorists, gun-men, mad bombers, spree killers, and so forth what they really want - and then furnish them with whatever they demand. This is the only way that we can correct the terrible harm that has been done to the insane murdering bastard community. While the twat, wanker, and bell-end community has nothing to do with insane murdering bastards and we decry their actions as being nothing to do with Twatism, our every whim should be pandered to without question as well, just in case.
Any other course of action would prove that we have not learned the lesson of this terrible misunderstanding that has arisen, and will inevitably lead to more attacks.
GUEST POST by Ronald Sole, Twat and commentator.
As a twat, my sympathies are with the terrorists
The latest outrage has us all concerned with the upsurge in violence in our society. Let me be clear, there is no excuse for terrorism. The orphanage they set on fire before dousing the survivors in acid was a totally inappropriate target for their anger, and the kittens they threw into a wood-chipping machine in no way deserved their horrible fate. And who can forget the innocent inhabitants of the old folks home who were set upon with machetes and swords after said building was blown to smithereens? Not to mention the hospital that was blown to pieces with high explosives.
That being said, my personal take on the above is that as a twat, my sympathies are with the terrorists.
It is culturally and contexually important to point out the historic wrongs that have been done to berserk murderers and those who approach innocents wielding deadly weapons with intent. Many have died at the hands of armed police or are currently serving indefinite terms of detention in the prison system, while the stress of being an armed, crazed murderer has caused an even larger percentage to take their own lives.
Sure, it's easy to blame the men with guns, bombs, sharp objects and ponderously large yet menacing steamrollers poised to slowly crush innocents to death. But we must not shy away from analysing the root cause of terrorism, which in this case is simply that the various children, old folks, fluffy animals and hospital patients were behaving in a deeply provocative and culturally insensetive way, and of course the Western military action that followed the last atrocity has only created yet more violence.
That neither the people targeted nor the attackers were citizens of either belligerent in that conflict is irrelevant. That other mass murders have occurred around the world, both with and without apparent motive, between people of various religions, and in entirely secular contexts, is also not relevant. We can only end this cycle of violence in one way: By capitulating unconditionally to violence whereever it rears its ugly head.
Frankly, we must ask these so-called terrorists, gun-men, mad bombers, spree killers, and so forth what they really want - and then furnish them with whatever they demand. This is the only way that we can correct the terrible harm that has been done to the insane murdering bastard community. While the twat, wanker, and bell-end community has nothing to do with insane murdering bastards and we decry their actions as being nothing to do with Twatism, our every whim should be pandered to without question as well, just in case.
Any other course of action would prove that we have not learned the lesson of this terrible misunderstanding that has arisen, and will inevitably lead to more attacks.