Comments | badfic_quotes: summaries to make you cry!

memorysdaughter in badfic_quotes

summaries to make you cry!

Aug 11, 2009 21:44

I've been away, faithful readers, working so hard I had no time for the Internet. That time is over now, and I present to you some of the worst summaries that cropped up while I was gone.

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summaries, terminator: sarah connor chronicles, house, bones, csi

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mahkia August 12 2009, 02:20:03 UTC

That would be the first thing I would do after one of my coworkers was shot.

Ah, but what would you do after one of your coworkers was SHOOT?

And the one about his mother pasted way.. I know there's about eleventy-five jokes there, I just.. can't find the words. XD

memorysdaughter August 12 2009, 04:16:53 UTC

I think the game plan for "shot" and "shoot" would probably be the same. Obviously I'd go to Washington to help Gibbs, bleeding coworker be damned!

randomlove192 August 12 2009, 02:20:58 UTC

When a Scottish doctor comes to work with House and his potential team, nothing is as it seems!
Oh no! He’s not actually Scottish! He’s… uh… Welsh!

I lolled xD

memorysdaughter August 12 2009, 04:18:27 UTC

I was going to make a joke about haggis but it didn't pan out... so I went with the Welsh thing.

randomlove192 August 12 2009, 18:42:12 UTC

Haha. I just find it hilarious because my ex boyfriend was Welsh and he had a serious thing against the Scottish.

eviinsanemonkey August 12 2009, 02:36:16 UTC

When a Scottish doctor comes to work with House

The only way I can make this good is to imagine Carson Beckett giving House a huge, angry lecture about the importance of bedside manner...

memorysdaughter August 12 2009, 04:21:32 UTC

Now that I think about it, I would like to write one where House and the team have to work with a guy similar to the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. Something about that just amuses me.

eviinsanemonkey August 12 2009, 04:22:20 UTC

LOL! That would be fantastic.

memorysdaughter August 12 2009, 04:27:40 UTC

Yes, I'm quite pleased with the idea. Maybe it'll be a crossover with the Bones story where Angela falls in love with a British palace guard. It would be one big bad train wreck of a story.

athousandsmiles August 12 2009, 02:36:23 UTC

John's mother pasted way, and is left alone.

Tragic really. She was the glue that held him together. ba dum ching

memorysdaughter August 12 2009, 04:22:24 UTC

That's amazing. I am now in awe of you.

annieb1955 August 12 2009, 05:02:59 UTC

Tragic really. She was the glue that held him together. ba dum ching

And we have a winner!

mahkia August 12 2009, 06:59:38 UTC

Oh my god, you won.

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edibleflowers August 12 2009, 02:36:30 UTC

I <3 your random Nathan Fillion moment.

memorysdaughter August 12 2009, 04:23:34 UTC

Thank you. I try to have at least one in every spork. I think it keeps me classy.