summaries to make you cry!

[memorysdaughter]

I've been away, faithful readers, working so hard I had no time for the Internet. That time is over now, and I present to you some of the worst summaries that cropped up while I was gone.

Comments

[nemesishamartia]

John's mother pasted way, and is left alone.

Well of course she's left alone. No one wants to be with a woman glued to something. Sheesh.

[memorysdaughter]

Apparently, according to these writers, what she's glued to is femslash.

Sorry. Was that catty?

[rose_cat]

Meow :D

[ze_zana]

Oh lawlz. Every single one made me laugh.

[memorysdaughter]

I am glad you enjoyed them.

[rose_cat]

Welcome back :)

House...decides to go find his voice...

Um...is he going to keep calling and hope it answers?

When a Scottish doctor comes to work with House and his potential team, nothing is as it seems!
Oh no! He’s not actually Scottish! He’s… uh… Welsh!

I'd rather Scottish. Then he can be played by David Tennant. *drools*

Wilson and the ducklings get an information overload after a tragic accident....
It’s always terrible when the filing cabinets fall over.

But it's wonderful when I fall over laughing! Thank you for that :D

[diabolicalfiend]

I'd rather Scottish. Then he can be played by David Tennant. *drools*
Oh yes, I see his eye there.

[rose_cat]

Yup, that's him! He's got such gorgeous eyes :)

(Edited to point out that you can count some freckles there too.)

[diabolicalfiend]

Quite so.

[xenaclone]

>House and wilson are drinking together one night in collage,<

Ah, Art class! But being drunk and trying to glue items to backing paper could leaad to interesting and rude results...

[randombattlecry]

John's mother pasted way, and is left alone.

Well, it's like I always said. Scrapbooking can be lethal if you don't know what you're doing.