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[chickenperson52]

That is it. The fangirl's have crossed a line.

They've pulled THE vampire-Count Dracula himself-into Twilight. And they've done it badly. You have been warned.

Comments

[sweety8587]

Hey hey hey!!! Don't go pullin DRACULA into Twilight! Whats next?! A Buffy Twilight crossover?! *loads a shotgun* Badfic authors, you'd better run. And run as fast as your legs can carry you!

The more I say it the less real I feel!
That's because you are a fictional character.
bwahaha! WIN!!!! XD

[subluxate]

I've seen a good Buffy/Twilight crossover. It involved Xander and Willow finding the rocket launcher they used on the Judge.

[love_jackianto]

'A Buffy Twilight crossover?! *loads a shotgun*'
There's a great Buffy/Twilight crack!fic crossover.

[darthweez]

lol, that's awesome.

[psych11]

WTF? What genius decided that it was a good idea to drag Count Dracula into Twilight? Seriously, I think he would go on a rampage and wipe out the sparkly vampires!

...

Then again, that might not be such a bad idea...

[gehayi]

That would be a lovely idea.

[1_rhiannon_1]

culminating in cutting off Bella's head?

This. Please! I'd pay!

[xenaclone]

>It’s 1854 and I am to be married this Sunday on my 16th birthday<

Married on a SUNDAY?!!? In 1854!!!

>at the end of the isle<

Hopefully, Australia...

[missxcellophane]

God, I've really been listening to the Dr. Horrible soundtrack too much if I immediately thought, "The keys to a shiny new Australia!"

More on-topic, though, the Sunday thing is a good point. It hadn't even occurred to me.

[banditjoeykuba]

This Suethor fails on so many levels that it's sad. 1) People in 1854 would NOT talk that way and 2) Dracula is a hideous mo'fo. He's not a OMGPRETTEHSPARKLYSPARKLYADONISLIKEWIFFPURDYTOPAAAAAZ(ORARETHEYCOLBALT?!)EYES!Cullen. God people. I haven't had a chance to read Dracula and even I know that! At least Dracula wasn't saying lame things like "Do I dazzle you?" or any of the other gushy lines Edward spews.

[chickenperson52]

yes, I seem to recall him turning Lucy into a vmpire and watching while she ate little children.

[systemaurora]

stop it, you're making me wet.