It's been a long time since I've sporked anything, but today I was rereading some old LJ posts and remembered my first spork.  That fic spawned among my friends a drinking game and group readings.  Hardly the worst fanfic I've ever read (Topless Robot's FFFs come to mind), but somehow it never fails to amuse me.  I, without reservation, love it.

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Carrion-Scented Aphrodite *9mil says ( Read more... )

An amendment was passed to stop other women from suffering the same fate as a young woman named Jamie Leigh Jones.  Fours days into working for the Halliburton subsidiary KBR, she was drugged and then vaginally and anally gangraped by her co-workers.  When she reported the incident to her employers, they imprisoned her in a crate with armed guards ( Read more... )

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I Find Your Lack of Pants Disturbing *9mil says:

OMG

I just made the mistake of doing an image search for guys with blue hair.

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Large Swedish Drag Queen says:

Omg I screamed so loud the whole student center ( Read more... )

I Find Your Lack of Pants Disturbing *9mil says:

xD

Btw, Lafayette keeps fuzzy handcuffs on his person at all times.

Jetta says:

Lafayette is secretly a member of the mod squad :P

I Find Your Lack of Pants Disturbing *9mil says:

LOL

"Eric made me drink his motherfucking blood, that's how that happened." "Me too! He tricked me into drinking it!" "Someone ( Read more... )

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So, I discovered Cleverbot.  It's where a bot talks to you.  Here's part of our conversation:

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Golden bits from my latest convo with Jetta:

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