A challenger has appered!

[barfasaurus]

[Hello badficians~ Perhaps on your journey through the forests you come across this cute little guy. Isn't he just adorable? Listen to him make that precious little cooing noise! Oh look, he's approaching you! Perhaps he smells that sandwich in your pocket? Maybe he wants to play fetch?]

((This little guy packs more punch then you would think-

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I don't know why, the mental image amuses me.

[beautiful_brute]

[What now? Another of these things? Well, this one doesn't seem especially threatening.]

....

It's a VERY interesting imagine ain't it?

[barfasaurus]

[Oh who is this big, tall, delicious looking stranger? Let's approach him to find out!~

Oh, isn't this little fellow just so endearing Zarbsy? Cooing like that? Looking up at you with those big, round, cold reptilian eyes? Oh look! It's sniffing at you! Maybe it wants to be friends!]

[beautiful_brute]

Hmph.

[Zarbon makes a ki blast and blows this annoying creature away.

...right? D:]

[barfasaurus]

[OH ZARBSY! WHY SO MEAN?! Look you scared him!

BUT OH SHIT HIS CRAZY GIRLFRIEND IS BEHIND YOU! AND SHE DOESN'T LOOK PLEASED! BRACE YOURSELF ZARBON FOR HER ULTIMATE ATTACK!

....and have some projectile poison lizard vomit.]

[lightbewithyou]

[...He's not sure he likes this one. Wild + those teeth look sharp + approaching is usually a BAD thing, and if it's already got its attention on him, then a Fade won't work without a distraction...]

Uh.

[He's trying to keep a nice, cautious distance...]

[barfasaurus]

[Oh, but Andiun. Don't you want to feed it? Look he's following you! He wants to be FRIENDS!]

[lightbewithyou]

[With the number of adventurers that pass through Stormwind you think he HASN'T heard Un'goro horror stories? :| It may be Wrong Genre Savvy, but damnit, even the HERBIVORES in Un'goro try to kill people!]

Sorry. I'm not food. Please go find something else.

[Yep. Backing away and you know he's starting to ponder what he could do to convince you he's not really tasty noms...]

[barfasaurus]

[What?! Not food? Silly Anduin. EVERYTHING is FOOD! Oh he's coming closer! Comeon Anduin you know you want to give him your fingers a petting!]

[truehappyending]

[Giselle was one to think that all animals were nice and kind, this one made no difference as she smiled walking up to it.]

Why hello there~ You're just adorable aren't you?

[barfasaurus]

[Yes Giselle! He IS adorable! Look he's sniffing at you! MAYBE IT WANTS TO PLAY?!]

[truehappyending]

[To her EVER dinosaur is, but you're especially cute.]

Is there something I have that you want~

[She's looking in her bag she has, getting out some food.]

Do you want this?

[barfasaurus]

[Oh fingers! HIS FAVORITE! But oh wait, fingers have stuff in them? No, he doesn't wants stuff, just fingers. OH he's giving you puppy eyes Giselle! Please take away stuff so he can just eat fingers!]

[searchformysin]

[Oz is looking at the creature right about now and just...staring at the thing, it didn't look as harmless as the other things he found here.]

[barfasaurus]

[Oh staring? It's dinner friend is staring! Let's stare back and coo adorably! What a fun game!]

[searchformysin]

[A staring contest it is! Although he is going to move to the side slightly, edging his way to try and get past.]

[barfasaurus]

[Oh what? Friend is leaving?!

Oh HE~ELL no!

FILLY NECK THING IS A GO!]

[my_own_friend]

...you must be joking. Go away.

[Look at that absurd costume. Lots of exposed skin. And heels are hard to run in. Easy pickings, right?]

[barfasaurus]

[Go away? Oh how cruel! He just wants to be FRIENDS! Let's be friends miss lady with the heels and the nummy looking legs!

Guess who's coming closer to say HI!]

[my_own_friend]

[Face screwed up in disgust, she steps back. It might be tiny, but it looks like a predator, so it'll be dangerous.]

Stay. Away.

[She keeps stepping back, keeping her attention on the dinosaur.]

[barfasaurus]

[Oh, you hurt little dino's feelings! Which means... NECK FRILL OF DEATH! OH GOD! WHAT'S YOUR REACTION FACE?!]