A challenger has appered!

[barfasaurus]

[Hello badficians~ Perhaps on your journey through the forests you come across this cute little guy. Isn't he just adorable? Listen to him make that precious little cooing noise! Oh look, he's approaching you! Perhaps he smells that sandwich in your pocket? Maybe he wants to play fetch?]

((This little guy packs more punch then you would think-

Comments

[my_own_friend]

...you must be joking. Go away.

[Look at that absurd costume. Lots of exposed skin. And heels are hard to run in. Easy pickings, right?]

[barfasaurus]

[Go away? Oh how cruel! He just wants to be FRIENDS! Let's be friends miss lady with the heels and the nummy looking legs!

Guess who's coming closer to say HI!]

[my_own_friend]

[Face screwed up in disgust, she steps back. It might be tiny, but it looks like a predator, so it'll be dangerous.]

Stay. Away.

[She keeps stepping back, keeping her attention on the dinosaur.]

[barfasaurus]

[Oh, you hurt little dino's feelings! Which means... NECK FRILL OF DEATH! OH GOD! WHAT'S YOUR REACTION FACE?!]

[my_own_friend]

[Having never seen the movie and not being one for prehistoric biology, it's probably something like this >=|]

Adorable. Don't you have something better to do than stalk me?

[barfasaurus]

[AND

PUKE!

There! He gave you a present!]

[my_own_friend]

Aagh!

[She swipes at the acidic bile, trying to get it off.]

God!

[She converts to her diamond form. It reduces the burn of the acid, but it still stings.]

You utter bitch!

[barfasaurus]

[Oh if he understood what you were saying HE MIGHT JUST CRY! And if reptiles could cry...

But he doesn't. And he can't. AND GOSH DARNIT YOU'RE SHINY! DO YOU TASTE LIKE SHINY TOO?! LET'S FIND OUT!]

[my_own_friend]

[Try and bite her. She's pure diamond now. Probably not as strong this week as she could be, but still...]

Get off me!

[And she gives it a good ol' fashioned Falcon Punch to the face.]

[barfasaurus]

[Hmm apparently shiny taste har-OH GOD WHAT MY FACE!

....

...

...

MOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!

and off that little bugger goes]

[my_own_friend]

[Damn straight it does. Emma brushes her hair back from her face and brushes the remaining slick residue of acid off her diamond skin and clothes.]

And don't come back!