A challenger has appered!

[barfasaurus]

[Hello badficians~ Perhaps on your journey through the forests you come across this cute little guy. Isn't he just adorable? Listen to him make that precious little cooing noise! Oh look, he's approaching you! Perhaps he smells that sandwich in your pocket? Maybe he wants to play fetch?]

((This little guy packs more punch then you would think-

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I don't know why, the mental image amuses me.

[beautiful_brute]

[What now? Another of these things? Well, this one doesn't seem especially threatening.]

....

It's a VERY interesting imagine ain't it?

[barfasaurus]

[Oh who is this big, tall, delicious looking stranger? Let's approach him to find out!~

Oh, isn't this little fellow just so endearing Zarbsy? Cooing like that? Looking up at you with those big, round, cold reptilian eyes? Oh look! It's sniffing at you! Maybe it wants to be friends!]

[beautiful_brute]

Hmph.

[Zarbon makes a ki blast and blows this annoying creature away.

...right? D:]

[barfasaurus]

[OH ZARBSY! WHY SO MEAN?! Look you scared him!

BUT OH SHIT HIS CRAZY GIRLFRIEND IS BEHIND YOU! AND SHE DOESN'T LOOK PLEASED! BRACE YOURSELF ZARBON FOR HER ULTIMATE ATTACK!

....and have some projectile poison lizard vomit.]

[beautiful_brute]

-What?!

[Oh shit. What the hell is-]

AAAAHHH!!

[OH SWEET JESUS IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BUUURNS]

[barfasaurus]

[OH AND LOOK THE BOYFRIEND'S BACK WITH A NEW PRESENT JUST FOR YOU ZARBSY!

SOME MORE VOMIT! DON'T YOU JUST FEEL SO LUCKY?! :D]

[beautiful_brute]

[Damn it, boyfriend! HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD? Stupid nerfing. AND STUPID ACID VOMIT!]

MY FACE!!! YOU--MY FACE IS-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[barfasaurus]

[Oh Zarbsy, that hot body of yours is just WAY too irristable for girlfriend! SHE'S ON YOUR BACK! TRYING TO NOMM AT YOUUUUU!]

[beautiful_brute]

[Oh, hell no. Zarbon wipes the acid from around his eyes with the back of his armband and wastes no time transforming.]

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

[He grabs the girlfriend on his back and flips her over his shoulders, slamming her harshly to the ground and stomping her windpipe.]

HA HA HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

[Now where did that other one go...?]

[barfasaurus]

[Sheila?... Sheila? OH GOD SHE'S DEAD! IF BOYFRIEND WASN'T COLDBLOODED HE WOULD BE CRYING MANLY MANLY TEARS!

but he's is. So he's primarily still just hungry. CALF MUSCLE TASTE GOOD YES?!

Hmm... not really but sustenance is sustenance.]

[beautiful_brute]

[There you are.]

I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS!

[Oops. Did someone slam you against a tree with the leg you're attached to? :X]

[barfasaurus]

[ OHSHI- OOOOWW! MOOOOMMM! HE HIT MEEEE!

And boyfriend struggles to get up to try and run away! You're mean Mr. Lizard man!]

[beautiful_brute]

[Elegant Blaster. :X]

[barfasaurus]

[dedknthx

[beautiful_brute]

...

[How satisfying!...except the satisfaction dwindles and dissipates. Stupid pain. Stupid disfiguring of his precious face. Stupid dinosaurs.]