Ohgodsomebodybringthetissues.... (and the popcorn)

[stopxhammertime]

[Since everyone else is doing it! Lavi had just been snoozing by the lake when he was slipped a lime candy. So now he's awake and grumpy, having swallowed the thing before he could choke or spit it out.]

Aw dammit... [sticks his tongue out, making a face] What was that - lime? Yuck...

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[sitar_dork]

[Oh, hey, he was looking for you!] Ah, so this's where you were! [Poor Dem has no idea what's coming. ^^;]

WHYAREWEANGSTFAGSOHGODDEMI'MSOSORRY

[stopxhammertime]

[Blinks up at him and frowns] You're always following me everywhere - don't you have anything better to do?

[WAIT-- WHAT?! OHGOD.]

IDON'TKNOWOHGODHEDOESN'TBLAMEYOU

[sitar_dork]

[....Huh? That doesn't sound like Lavi...] ....N-not really. [Sheepish laugh] Sorry, does it...bother you? I can stop.

[stopxhammertime]

It's just like running away, isn't it? You're very good at that. Sora had it right - how did a pathetic weakling like you make it into the Organization? At least Axel's got balls, even if he is a fag for that brat Roxas.

[--W-w-what the hell was he saying?!]

[i_m_not_short]

[sighs] Not another one.

[stopxhammertime]

...Oh. It's you.

[i_m_not_short]

What do you mean 'it's you'?

[stopxhammertime]

You, the one-armed gimp brat who saw it just fuckin' fine to pester the hell out of me with your needless worry, and the same brat whose ass I had to save because you can't seem to control your damn temper.

[wirebones]

Oh my.

[stopxhammertime]

Oh goodie. Life of the fuckin' party's arrived.

[wirebones]

[ raises an eyebrow. ] Indeed~

[stopxhammertime]

It's called sarcasm, you brainless pedophilic twit. Go take your teenage angst somewhere else.

[stopxhammertime]

Oh look, if it isn't the French faggot~

[selflimiting]

Lime?

[stopxhammertime]

You deaf? That's what I said.

[selflimiting]

My apologies.