Ohgodsomebodybringthetissues.... (and the popcorn)

[stopxhammertime]

[Since everyone else is doing it! Lavi had just been snoozing by the lake when he was slipped a lime candy. So now he's awake and grumpy, having swallowed the thing before he could choke or spit it out.]

Aw dammit... [sticks his tongue out, making a face] What was that - lime? Yuck...

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[wirebones]

Oh my.

[stopxhammertime]

Oh goodie. Life of the fuckin' party's arrived.

[wirebones]

[ raises an eyebrow. ] Indeed~

[stopxhammertime]

It's called sarcasm, you brainless pedophilic twit. Go take your teenage angst somewhere else.

[wirebones]

[ laughs. ] I think you may want to take your own comment to heart.

[stopxhammertime]

It's not like I can tell what "emotion" you're trying to convey through that annoying voice of yours.

[wirebones]

Convenient excuse~

[stopxhammertime]

Why haven't you been pushed in front of a train already?

[wirebones]

I suppose no one's quite gotten the chance, yet~ ♪

[stopxhammertime]

Sad day. I would, if there was a train around here. How about the lake? I doubt you know how to swim, right? Being an aristocrat and all. Unless your as useless at that as you look.

[wirebones]

Useless at being an aristocrat? Aha! More or less~ I don't care for their gossip or their preoccupation with themselves - it's boring. And I can swim. Not well, but the point stands~ ♫

[stopxhammertime]

Nooo, you're just "preoccupied" with a kid. Good job.

[wirebones]

Ahaha~! Certainly!

[stopxhammertime]

You're disgusting.

[wirebones]

I've heard worse. ♫

[stopxhammertime]

I'm serious. The lake? Or I'm sure there's some rope in the house, and plenty of trees. Knives, too, if you really want to go that route. Just get yourself out of my goddamn sight. For good.