Ohgodsomebodybringthetissues.... (and the popcorn)

[stopxhammertime]

[Since everyone else is doing it! Lavi had just been snoozing by the lake when he was slipped a lime candy. So now he's awake and grumpy, having swallowed the thing before he could choke or spit it out.]

Aw dammit... [sticks his tongue out, making a face] What was that - lime? Yuck...

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[i_m_not_short]

[sighs] Not another one.

[stopxhammertime]

...Oh. It's you.

[i_m_not_short]

What do you mean 'it's you'?

[stopxhammertime]

You, the one-armed gimp brat who saw it just fuckin' fine to pester the hell out of me with your needless worry, and the same brat whose ass I had to save because you can't seem to control your damn temper.

[i_m_not_short]

You're the one that kept getting his ass into trouble. And you don't know the god damned circumstances. I never asked you to save me.

please hit him, Ed >^<

[stopxhammertime]

I can take care of myself just fine without some half-pint pipsqueak looking after me. You, on the other hand, obviously need a baby sitter.

[i_m_not_short]

Listen. If you didn't want me to give a shit about you, then you should've said so from the beginning, you asshole. You shouldn't have started this stupid fake family! You're the one who needed it, not me. I have a family, I don't need one, but I was nice and played along because everyone seemed happy as hell about it! So don't bullshit about me starting this, it's your fault.

[stopxhammertime]

My fault? You started giving a shit before I started anything. Just because I said you reminded me of somebody didn't mean I liked you! You're lucky I was too nice to say anything before, but I'm fucking tired of it.

[i_m_not_short]

[Grips his fist.]

Well, then I'm glad you finally said something. If this is how you really are, I really hope Demyx finds out soon enough, because he's a good kid and you're shit.

[stopxhammertime]

Don't fucking dare mention Demyx! You don't have half a clue-- Like you'd even know, being in "love" with your goddamn superior. What the fuck? This stupid family's full of reverse-pedophiles! It's disgusting.

[i_m_not_short]

[Grips his fist tighter, glaring.]

I'll mention who I want to! You don't know shit about me OR the Colonel. You don't know anything, at all about any of it! And I gave up on caring about what people think is 'right' a long fucking time ago. WHERE THE HELL DO YOU COME OFF SAYING ANYTHING?!

[stopxhammertime]

Ever since I saved your short, pathetic ass! So much for repaying a guy for a good deed!

[i_m_not_short]

I don't 'repay' people who are complete assholes. You probably just saved me so Demyx would feel bad and lay you, because he doesn't know THIS is how you really are.