Ohgodsomebodybringthetissues.... (and the popcorn)

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[Since everyone else is doing it! Lavi had just been snoozing by the lake when he was slipped a lime candy. So now he's awake and grumpy, having swallowed the thing before he could choke or spit it out.]

Aw dammit... [sticks his tongue out, making a face] What was that - lime? Yuck...

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[Oh, hey, he was looking for you!] Ah, so this's where you were! [Poor Dem has no idea what's coming. ^^;]

WHYAREWEANGSTFAGSOHGODDEMI'MSOSORRY

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[Blinks up at him and frowns] You're always following me everywhere - don't you have anything better to do?

[WAIT-- WHAT?! OHGOD.]

IDON'TKNOWOHGODHEDOESN'TBLAMEYOU

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[....Huh? That doesn't sound like Lavi...] ....N-not really. [Sheepish laugh] Sorry, does it...bother you? I can stop.

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It's just like running away, isn't it? You're very good at that. Sora had it right - how did a pathetic weakling like you make it into the Organization? At least Axel's got balls, even if he is a fag for that brat Roxas.

[--W-w-what the hell was he saying?!]

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.....L-Lavi? What....? [Draws back a bit. He doesn't understand--is this about what happened in the library? He'd thought Lavi was okay with that, but...]

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You're even more pathetic on those candies, too. No powers, no nothin', except a sham heart completely and utterly devoted to me. You don't even have a will of your own anymore, do you?

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I-I didn't-- [Actually takes a step back] I thought--

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You thought? You don't think, Demyx! That's the problem! You're a goddamn useless twit with no skills other than playing that stupid sitar - what the fuck is that? And you suck at it, too! No wonder it's a weapon! The only reason I kept falling asleep was so I didn't have to hear it anymore. I didn't want to hurt your feelings and make you stop - but, oh wait! You don't have any feelings!

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[Demyx is just staring at him, wide-eyed. He can't quite take this in] I-I.... [And that's the shock setting in] W-what did I do....? Why are you--?

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What did you do? Gee, I don't know - how about killing people? That's generally a bad thing, you idiot - what made you think I'd be okay with that, huh? There's enough people here to where I don't have to settle for a heartless murderer.

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...... [Shrinks into himself just a bit] N-no, you're right.....

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You're a thief and a liar, and a murderer besides. The only reason you haven't hit "lust" is 'cause you couldn't even get laid before I was desperate enough to do you. Sure as hell was a waste of my time, too - took you for fucking ever to get the hint, and you're not even worth it! I gotta do all the work and take the initiative, and you just lay there like a scared little virgin bunny-- oh wait, you're a squirrel.

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[Demyx has gone silent, and he's staring at the ground with his arms wrapped tightly around himself, just letting the tirade wash over him]

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I guess it fits. Squirrels are stupid creatures, too. They get fried on power lines and hit by cars. Hell, they even forget where they store their own nuts! It's a wonder they haven't died off already. Though I guess I could say the same for you, too. It's just sheer stupidity keeping you alive, isn't it?

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I should-- [Yeah, those are tears in his eyes. He blinks hard] I s-should go. [Why can't he make himself move?]

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Yeah, that's right! Just run away again! You goddamn coward! I bet your Superior sent you on that suicide mission knowing you'd be killed! If I were him, I certainly wouldn't want such an incompetent child doing such important things!