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[gay_bear]

Your application said: (unedited for grammar, spelling or stupid)

Im not letting my character be slashed up. I hate that kind of sic rp, when men in canon are made gay by pervents and have sex in anises. My character is good and hes strait in love with his wife.Now, Gay bear not mock the bad spelling or grammar. Gay bear sense that mun is not

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[celestineangel]

I...

...

... don't know what to say about that.

Captain Jack Harkness. Seriously, Stupid Squirrel (who is not Speshul, only Stupid), watch the canon before you decide to declare your homophobia to the world.

[gay_bear]

Gay bear agree!

[celestineangel]

Also, Donna? What??? Donna and Jack? No. Just no. There are so many reasons no.

Even the Doctor doesn't believe that shit.

[gay_bear]

Though Gay bear have to say it would make a fun "Dream Sequence on an Alternate Universe" fan fic for The Doctor. Suburban Jack, straight, with apron wearing Donna.

But not in pan-fandom RP. No.

[trillianastra]

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"in love with his wife"...

Question: What wife, exactly, is this [SELF-CENSORED] referring to? Canon gives two possibilities... the currently-unknown-woman that we've only ever seen a photo of (season 2, ep 9), and... well, there's John Hart, too. Who is rather obviously male.

And this is before I even get to the fact that this apparently homophobic idiot thinks they can RP Captain Jack. What part of "anything gorgeous with a pulse" didn't they understand?

[gay_bear]

Wife is...*wait for it*

Donna Noble.

You may continue.

[trillianastra]

WHAT. THE. HELL.

...

So, this person's delusional, right?

(anyone else, I could have dealt with. Martha. Rose. Gwen, even. But DONNA? I mean, she's great... but Jack/Donna is just not happening. It's just... not.)

[gay_bear]

Jack and Donna are married, and they both work at Torchwood. Donna got rid of Ianto and now they work with Rhys and Gwen in a cooperative couples environment.

Delusional? Suburban "Hart to Hart" Jack and Donna? Gay bear rejected fast and furious.

[riotlounge]

Not exploring your character's canon is retarded. However, I could probably be construed as being homophobic when I say that I dislike people who "make" canon characters who are not gay into gay/slashy/swishy characters.

It unfortunately goes both ways.

[gay_bear]

Very true. But canon Jack is horny/slutty/non-discriminating Jack.

[riotlounge]

And that's why we like him.

[ardath_rekha]

Oh, I'd never have a problem with someone saying that they preferred to keep a character who's canonically straight -- and has demonstrated it time and again -- IC.

I've seen a number of instances myself of players massacring a character's canon personality just to get some buttsecks. Not that there's anything wrong with wanting to play slash, but if you have to butcher your character to make it plausible, why do it?

But Captain Jack Harkness...

...was first introduced to us standing in a WWII officer's club complimenting one of his fellow (male) officers on his ass...

...a few episodes later, kissed The Doctor full on the lips as a way of saying goodbye...

...has been caught, a few times, by his Torchwood associates, en flagrante delicto with another of their associates, a man named Ianto

[shobogan]

I was so set to be irritated, but...but...

*dies giggling*

[gay_bear]

Gay bear understand.

[shobogan]

Do you think there's a troll in the forest, by any chance?

[gay_bear]

No. Gay bear suspect young teen who not understand Jack.

[redheadturkey]

I don't even know TW canon well and *I* knew Jack was omnisexual. . .sheesh.

[gay_bear]

Yes. It not hard to figure out.