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[gay_bear]

Your application said: (unedited for grammar, spelling or stupid)

Im not letting my character be slashed up. I hate that kind of sic rp, when men in canon are made gay by pervents and have sex in anises. My character is good and hes strait in love with his wife.Now, Gay bear not mock the bad spelling or grammar. Gay bear sense that mun is not

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[celestineangel]

I...

...

... don't know what to say about that.

Captain Jack Harkness. Seriously, Stupid Squirrel (who is not Speshul, only Stupid), watch the canon before you decide to declare your homophobia to the world.

[gay_bear]

Gay bear agree!

[celestineangel]

Also, Donna? What??? Donna and Jack? No. Just no. There are so many reasons no.

Even the Doctor doesn't believe that shit.

[gay_bear]

Though Gay bear have to say it would make a fun "Dream Sequence on an Alternate Universe" fan fic for The Doctor. Suburban Jack, straight, with apron wearing Donna.

But not in pan-fandom RP. No.

[celestineangel]

It's the Stepford Harknesses. The Doctor gets zapped into another Alternate world where Jack is straight, Donna's a perky homemaker/mother, and Martha is a leather-wearing, motocycle-riding... er... not-doctor. And Rose is a lesbian and tells him "sorry, bub."

It's enough to make a Time Lord lose his mind.

[gay_bear]

That would be a fic made of win and cheesesteaks.