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[gay_bear]

Your application said: (unedited for grammar, spelling or stupid)

Im not letting my character be slashed up. I hate that kind of sic rp, when men in canon are made gay by pervents and have sex in anises. My character is good and hes strait in love with his wife.Now, Gay bear not mock the bad spelling or grammar. Gay bear sense that mun is not

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[trillianastra]

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"in love with his wife"...

Question: What wife, exactly, is this [SELF-CENSORED] referring to? Canon gives two possibilities... the currently-unknown-woman that we've only ever seen a photo of (season 2, ep 9), and... well, there's John Hart, too. Who is rather obviously male.

And this is before I even get to the fact that this apparently homophobic idiot thinks they can RP Captain Jack. What part of "anything gorgeous with a pulse" didn't they understand?

[gay_bear]

Wife is...*wait for it*

Donna Noble.

You may continue.

[trillianastra]

WHAT. THE. HELL.

...

So, this person's delusional, right?

(anyone else, I could have dealt with. Martha. Rose. Gwen, even. But DONNA? I mean, she's great... but Jack/Donna is just not happening. It's just... not.)

[gay_bear]

Jack and Donna are married, and they both work at Torchwood. Donna got rid of Ianto and now they work with Rhys and Gwen in a cooperative couples environment.

Delusional? Suburban "Hart to Hart" Jack and Donna? Gay bear rejected fast and furious.

[trillianastra]

Going to have to agree with you there.

[ardath_rekha]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my god did they really try to sell that?

How did they get around the whole thing about Donna's brain frying if she's reminded that The Doctor exists? XD

[gay_bear]

It apparently never happened. She's special now, because she's part Time Lord.

Did I mention that Jack mun and Donna mun are "best friends eva!"?

[ardath_rekha]

XD Why am I not at all surprised?

Not that I didn't feel indignant over Donna's loss-of-memory at the end of her run, myself; I didn't necessarily want her to stay part Time Lord, but I wanted her to get to keep the empowerment she'd acquired over the series. But... wow.

They sure were serving a private fantasy there, weren't they? Did Donna mun flounce off when Jack mun was rejected? Or did you reject both of them at the same time?

[gay_bear]

Donna mun flounced indignantly, citing her commitment to "Christian values in roleplaying" and how she didn't understand why we couldn't accept alternative versions of characters.

I told her that the character had to at least RESEMBLE the canon character. They were not amused.

[beccastareyes]

I think I ought to introduce them to my very dear Christian friend and her wife, who play m/m, m/f and f/f couples (and polyamorous arrangements, and people who are happy being single, and so on). But, then again, I like my friends and don't want to inflict that level of WTF on them.

[gay_bear]

Gay bear think she is just very young and new to RP.

[keleos]

That sound you just heard? That was my brain exploding. Thank you.

*falls over ded*

[gay_bear]

Gay bear know just how you feel.