Part CCCIX - HARRY POTTER AND THE LEOPARD WALK-UP-TO DRAGON

[babb_chronicles]

(link)Ginny works at the Wizarding TV Company called DTV (Dumbledore Television), in the wizarding world, a few years after the Battle at Hogwarts, people found, in Dumbledore's belongings, a sketch and working prototype of the first Wizarding TV. Of course a few years after that, a group of Wizards and Witches created more of the Wizarding TV's

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[vvvexation]

he sighed and placed his head back as they got to work. [...] They worked all night and got what they all wanted in return before walking back to their own rooms.
[...]
She stalked to the headmasters office before knocking and walking in, the headmaster already ready and was laying on his desk, before she got to work.
The old women found pleasure in what she did but sometimes wished she didn't have two lovers, but, well, she was bored without one or the other.
So she got working and when she was done went to bed.

I honestly think this may be the first fic I've read that makes sex sound like such a chore. "Work, work, work -- yes, it's tiring at times but, well, mustn't grumble."

Sirius looked at the tiger with pride

No, no, lions come in prides.

Harry then jumps onto George and they start 69'ing each other.

...and then Harry shooted.

[arihx]

"Que el babuino ignorante la piensa puede insultarme sin recieving un insulto también. Ella es el babuino dirigido más grosero y más caliente que he visto siempre."

What? She's the baboon directed (like a Zeppelin?) most insulting and most hot that I've seen always? o.o

"Espero que ella se descomponga en cielo."

I hope she decomposes in Heaven. Huh, that's not that bad an insult...?

[cheryl_bites]

I detect the hand of Babelfish.

[shyfoxling]

"Espero que ella se descomponga en cielo."

I hope she decomposes in Heaven. Huh, that's not that bad an insult...?

Kind of like rotting in Hell, only... not?

[arihx]

I read it as a "you got into heaven, yet you're STILL ROTTING, NYAH NYAH" kind of insult.

[cheryl_bites]

w00t, you used the bootleg books! :D (And I have to insist that they ARE badfic. Terrible, terrible badfic.)

Now! On to the rest.

I doubt it would take Dumbledore to invent a magic TV. Loads of Muggleborn or half-blood witzies would have tried that over and over again; you'd think the problem would be getting purebloods interested in it, since it doesn't seem to be part of their culture.

are starting a show called 'Beauty Pageant, Miss British Witch' where fifty Witches enter and each week one of them get voted off

And if their reality TV programmes last a YEAR, I can see why they aren't interested.

Oh, god. I hate inane stream-of-consciousness fics with no capitalisation. Why are there so many of them?!

J and Pavarti are awesome but they really only talk about make up and boys.

This, after you've spent the rest of the entries complaining about boys and your hair. :P

Luna had six, Draco had five, Ron had five, even some of the teachers had a few each, but no, Hermione had the most… seven, seven… seven… seven… seven

[harpsi_fizz]

Odd... I sort of want to read the whole thing and bitch about it with someone! Masochistic me.

[cheryl_bites]

You should spork it! I promise I'd read.

[harpsi_fizz]

Ahh, this old soul has long since left the sporking communities of Delerius (after the fans starting turning on each other). I'm not sure if I have it in me still, seeing as how this story is bad enough to spork itself.

But I shall give it some kind of a try. I will... I will. If you promise to stay by my side and provide some commentary, too.

[shyfoxling]

Harry lived in a hole in the ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat...

...lol wut?

just keep swimming. just keep swimming. just keep swimming. just keep swimming. wow random. swimming swimming. swimming. really random.
kk bye bye for now
xoxo love
Mione ^_^

Uh oh, looks like she found Lavender's stash.

He cam bak as a zombee wizurd Volidmort explanned and Harry shooted WHAT WE DO NOW!

Somebody set up us the bomb !

Hermione was wearing shorts, along with a spaghetti strap.

My god! What happened to the rest of her shirt?

Dragon Redflames am the High Queen of the Fire Kingdom.

Really. With a name like that, I could never have guessed.

Fred, George, Angelina, and Harry decided that they were going to skip Professor Snape's Class for the day and take a trip to the other side of England. "I am NOT ready to be raped by Snape again!"

...

What is that man DOING in his classroom?

it was pitch black and then

[vivian_lake]

>>>What is that man DOING in his classroom?

Teaches.
Unfortunately, his long-lost-daughter Marisuella Snape, who studies in Hogwarts because-prophesy-said-so, writes non-con RPF about other students during lectures... and then reads it to them aloud. Lately her stories started to feature her father. He's not happy, to say the least, but can't do anything (and he tried!), because she's The Most Powerful Being in the world... well, in the world of her own story, that is.

[cheryl_bites]

Harry lived in a hole in the ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat...

...lol wut?

I just can't figure out why they copied the text of ANOTHER illegally bootlegged book into a Harry Potter bootleg. Wouldn't it have been better to have copied... Harry Potter?

Maybe The Hobbit is cheaper in China.

[eschaton37]

BUT MY FATHER IS FOR DED FOR YOU KIL HIM Harry shooted.
He cam bak as a zombee wizurd Volidmort explanned and Harry shooted WHAT WE DO NOW!

Probably a troll, but hilarious.