Part CCCIX - HARRY POTTER AND THE LEOPARD WALK-UP-TO DRAGON

Jul 04, 2010 00:04

(link)Ginny works at the Wizarding TV Company called DTV (Dumbledore Television), in the wizarding world, a few years after the Battle at Hogwarts, people found, in Dumbledore's belongings, a sketch and working prototype of the first Wizarding TV. Of course a few years after that, a group of Wizards and Witches created more of the Wizarding TV's ( Read more... )

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shyfoxling July 6 2010, 07:46:08 UTC
Harry lived in a hole in the ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat...

...lol wut?

just keep swimming. just keep swimming. just keep swimming. just keep swimming. wow random. swimming swimming. swimming. really random.
kk bye bye for now
xoxo love
Mione ^_^

Uh oh, looks like she found Lavender's stash.

He cam bak as a zombee wizurd Volidmort explanned and Harry shooted WHAT WE DO NOW!

Somebody set up us the bomb !

Hermione was wearing shorts, along with a spaghetti strap.

My god! What happened to the rest of her shirt?

Dragon Redflames am the High Queen of the Fire Kingdom.

Really. With a name like that, I could never have guessed.

Fred, George, Angelina, and Harry decided that they were going to skip Professor Snape's Class for the day and take a trip to the other side of England. "I am NOT ready to be raped by Snape again!"

...

What is that man DOING in his classroom?

it was pitch black and then he mistaken Angelina's boob for a lamp.

Well, sure, I could see that, since her skin is so pale -- waitaminnit...

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vivian_lake July 6 2010, 16:18:26 UTC
>>>What is that man DOING in his classroom?

Teaches.
Unfortunately, his long-lost-daughter Marisuella Snape, who studies in Hogwarts because-prophesy-said-so, writes non-con RPF about other students during lectures... and then reads it to them aloud. Lately her stories started to feature her father. He's not happy, to say the least, but can't do anything (and he tried!), because she's The Most Powerful Being in the world... well, in the world of her own story, that is.

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cheryl_bites July 7 2010, 08:40:54 UTC
Harry lived in a hole in the ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat...

...lol wut?

I just can't figure out why they copied the text of ANOTHER illegally bootlegged book into a Harry Potter bootleg. Wouldn't it have been better to have copied... Harry Potter?

Maybe The Hobbit is cheaper in China.

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