Part CCCIV - a lala bye

Dec 31, 2009 01:55

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There seemed to be a maturity and hardness around her face making her pale face look like granite.
She smirked when she saw the surprise on his face and tapped her heel. “Done looking Snape?” she said in a disobedient voice and smirked again. He was surprised how much her smirk was like his. He figured this must be a prostitute or a scamp.
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shocolate December 31 2009, 02:03:27 UTC
“Thank God they've enlarged our menu to vegetarian.” - said Ron while eating his broccoli graciously.

Now, I'm the most Ron!centric person I know, but.... *see icon*

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cheryl_bites December 31 2009, 03:14:06 UTC
*Nudges* Meat-eaters are more likely to have erectile dysfunction, y'know, oh yes.

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vnfan December 31 2009, 03:14:37 UTC
I'm not sure which part is more amusing, the idea of him eating broccoli or the idea of him eating 'graciously.'

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cheryl_bites December 31 2009, 03:36:18 UTC
Well, it would be pretty gracious of him to polish off the broccoli; that way nobody else has to eat it.

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frostedpopcorn December 31 2009, 02:41:20 UTC
hah, already the first line is a winner!

There seemed to be a maturity and hardness around her face making her pale face look like granite.

lol, yeah, granite is mostly very mature; usually from the Precambrian age...

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adelate December 31 2009, 02:53:12 UTC
Woooooooow. I can honestly say I've never needed to know any of my friends' middle names - much less come up with new ones for them.

I find vegetarian!Ron HILARIOUS.

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cheryl_bites December 31 2009, 03:11:00 UTC
There seemed to be a maturity and hardness around her face making her pale face look like granite.
She smirked when she saw the surprise on his face and tapped her heel. “Done looking Snape?” she said in a disobedient voice and smirked again. He was surprised how much her smirk was like his. He figured this must be a prostitute or a scamp.

So he cast Dispel, revealing that "Hermione" was indeed a daedra, presumably sent by Sheogorath.

" You know potter, you should really wear a skirt, show a bit more of those beautiful legs you've got down there!"
" what?" i asked shocked.
" Wear a skirt...i hope i don't have to spell it out for you...you do know what a skirt is don't you?!" draco raised his eyebrow at me before breaking his face into a smirk.

Was anybody else taken aback that "Potter" turned out to be a Harry's-sister!Sue and not actually Harry?

“My mom use to sing me a lala bye when I had trouble sleeping. Do you want to hear it?” Kara asked

Tinky-Winky! Dipsy! Lala! Po!
Teletubbies (Teletubbies!!) say... goodbye.

"Anyway, ( ... )

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shyfoxling December 31 2009, 04:28:16 UTC
THE ACME TURBO 2000 SNAPE™

lulz!

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eir_de_scania December 31 2009, 16:48:58 UTC

Was anybody else taken aback that "Potter" turned out to be a Harry's-sister!Sue and not actually Harry?

***Yes. It's a 50/50 chance in these fics, right?

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cheryl_bites December 31 2009, 23:08:52 UTC
Well, what with Draco saying "You should wear a skirt" and all, I was pretty much convinced it was Harry. Who gets off on telling girls to wear skirts?

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andacus December 31 2009, 03:11:03 UTC
Manny whispers appeared when students ended reading the flayers, some of enthusiasm, others of fear Harry was thrilled!

Who is this Manny Whispers and why does he appear like that and why should we fear Harry was thrilled??

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vnfan December 31 2009, 03:12:30 UTC
I see you there.

Perhaps it was MANLY Whispers?

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andacus December 31 2009, 03:18:29 UTC
HAHA. OH HAI THAR.

LOL Harry and his manly whispers! Kinky.

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vnfan December 31 2009, 03:28:00 UTC
Are you also now hearing an altered version of Careless Whispers in your head?

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