Part CCCIV - a lala bye
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There seemed to be a maturity and hardness around her face making her pale face look like granite.
She smirked when she saw the surprise on his face and tapped her heel. “Done looking Snape?” she said in a disobedient voice and smirked again. He was surprised how much her smirk was like his. He figured this must be a prostitute or a scamp.
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There seemed to be a maturity and hardness around her face making her pale face look like granite.
She smirked when she saw the surprise on his face and tapped her heel. “Done looking Snape?” she said in a disobedient voice and smirked again. He was surprised how much her smirk was like his. He figured this must be a prostitute or a scamp.
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She smirked when she saw the surprise on his face and tapped her heel. “Done looking Snape?” she said in a disobedient voice and smirked again. He was surprised how much her smirk was like his. He figured this must be a prostitute or a scamp.
So he cast Dispel, revealing that "Hermione" was indeed a daedra, presumably sent by Sheogorath.
" You know potter, you should really wear a skirt, show a bit more of those beautiful legs you've got down there!"
" what?" i asked shocked.
" Wear a skirt...i hope i don't have to spell it out for you...you do know what a skirt is don't you?!" draco raised his eyebrow at me before breaking his face into a smirk.
Was anybody else taken aback that "Potter" turned out to be a Harry's-sister!Sue and not actually Harry?
“My mom use to sing me a lala bye when I had trouble sleeping. Do you want to hear it?” Kara asked
Tinky-Winky! Dipsy! Lala! Po!
Teletubbies (Teletubbies!!) say... goodbye.
"Anyway, three nights ago, you were bitten by a vampire. I wasn't sure which type at first. It was either the vampires that can't go in sun because they burn, they die from garlic, and are mostly human, or it was the vampires with diamond-like skin, that sparkle in the sunlight, and are immortal.
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...WOW GUYZ I WONDER WHICH TYPE IT WILL FUCKING BE.
"I'm sure you remember your grandmother, Suzan. Yes...well, she was the most powerful witch in the world. She had invincible powers that Dumbledore and Voldemort couldn't possibly match. It was--" I interrupted her quickly.
"Wait. Who's that?" I asked. Dad handed me a booklet, and I read it. After a while, I got it all.
This is clearly a troll, not least because the grandma is called "Suzan", but I like the idea that Mary-Sues Ltd distributes helpful little booklets entitled "What To Do When Your Child Is A Ghastly, Omnipotent Harpy".
The earth below thousands of belligerent wizards and witches feet rumbled in its angry glory flipping bodies all over the mass of rubble. Louder and louder the searing battle cries grew with each drop of crimson blood that spilled like scattered rain showers from the darkening sky. Children, adults, and senior citizens fought on in this never-ending war. It was then when two courageous hazel eyes gazed on watching body after body fall, families torn apart, and the tiresome and beaten expressions plastered on everyone’s faces. The same two hazel eyes formulating a waterfall of tears streaming down each cheek, shutting both orbs all the while seeing the destructive image engraving itself in her mind.
Good god, it's all spelt correctly. Someone managed to get all the spelling right while totally failing to insert more than three commas. Either that or the proofreader put the punctuation in and the author took it all out again.
I especially like the response to a (deleted!) review:
well if that's the case then stop reading. whether or not i failed is not something i care about
Speaks for itself, really. XD
Alas the delicate memories of the past that the potion’s master had kept locked away deep in his heart waivers.
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lulz!
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Was anybody else taken aback that "Potter" turned out to be a Harry's-sister!Sue and not actually Harry?
***Yes. It's a 50/50 chance in these fics, right?
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Probably the same people who think that since I'm anatomically female, I'm commiting some terrible crime by having a short haircut (and, yes, wearing trousers).
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Me too...XD And even though I don't like that couple at all...I would have preferred that. A bad Drarry fic is better than a Harry sister fic any day...*shudder*
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